Well, it’s finally all over. All the winners have been announced yay! Congrats to those who won, double-congrats to those who picked up more than one gong and also congrats to all the nominees because lets face it, their names weren’t just pulled out of a hat y’know. We picked them because they’re real good at their job and totally earnt their nomination. Here’s some key snippets from our press release…
(All links within text are NSFW)
“On Wednesday 24th February the cream of the crop of the UK Adult Industry gathered under one roof to celebrate all that’s good in British porno. Television X hosted their SHAFTA awards in central London and honoured the best producers and horniest pornstars.
It was quite an intimate affair and everyone that came along seemed to have a great time. From Angel Long’s acceptance speech proclaiming she loves anal, to Damian Duke admitting that he couldn’t sit down for a week after his Most Outrageous scene for Calling The Shots, there were no bum notes hit all day!!
Winners were cheered, tears were shed and fellatio was simulated with the golden-cock-shaped SHAFTA.
Girls of the day Syren Sexton and the Pure XXX team made up from Angel Long and Laura Macrow as they were seen clutching armfuls of awards as both managed to pick up two gongs each. Pure XXX is a totally female adult production company and their win today definitely puts them up with the big boys! Television X stalwart Portway Films not only scooped Best Interracial Series for Keisha Kane Extreme and Insane but Most Outrageous Sex Scene as well. It was Portway’s Ric Porter’s first ever adult industry award despite being in the business for 15 years and it’s well deserved!
Porno veterans Shagnasty and Muttley were in attendance as was the beautiful Havana, the sexy Sasha Rose and stud Pascal. It wasn’t just the performers who were on hand to cheer on their fellow winners as many of our producers came along as well. Scummy Mummies director Nigel Night was seen chatting to teen starlet and Asbo Trash Whores star Satine Spark, Mummy Mia director Andy Ide was sat with Greek stud Demetri XXX and Best Series winner Kaizen XXX was pleased to be thanked by Female Performer Of The Year Syren Sexton in her acceptance speech.”
You can see loads of hot photos (including some topless ones yey) and find out exactly who won what over at the Television X blog. But here are my faves plus a few others I’ve found…
So Television X bring you one last vote with their new annual awards The SHAFTAs. This time you get to pick which ’sleb you think has been royally shafted by the tabloids this year. Rats, dogs and scoundrels; every last one of ‘em. Check out the voting page to see which very naughty boy you can vote for.
So due to work commitments and also being a bit unwell I have been quiet as a mouse. Sorry my lovelies! I will be back on it now (ha, I always say that). My whole life last month was shafta-shafta-shafta and I still can’t talk about properly until Monday as the show announcing the winners doesn’t air on Television X, Sky channel 903 until this Sunday at 10:10pm. I’ll do a whole blog on Monday about how much fun the awards ceremony was.
Anyway, to keep you all going until then I’ve got a nice little gallery of some backstage pictures I took recently at a Television X shoot. It was the new series of Calling The Shots by Portway Films (the first series of which you can either watch at Television X or if you’re more of a VOD kinda person check it out at Strictly. The basic premise of the show is that each episode is directed by a different guest star. The first series had everyone from Renee Richards to Syren Sexton directing and even had a special episode directed by Georgina Baillie (Satanic Slut? Russell Brand? Yep, that’s the one). The new series, without giving too much away, has some seriously hot directors of which I will be revealing more of throughout the week. For now, here’s a sneak peek of the episode directed by Tanya Tate starring the lovely Miss Kerry Louise.
Hey guys, just a quick one from me… I’m sorry I’ve been neglecting my little blog but I am just so so so busy at the moment it’s kerrrazy! All that occupies my thought-space at the moment is awards awards awards and then drink drink drink.
Y’all know about the SHAFTAs as I told you about the lovely ladies up for Best New Starlet in my post… but don’t forget to vote for Most Outrageous Sex Scene (proper fucking filth!), Best Sex Scene (just try not to get hard/cross your legs/pounce on your partner), Female Performer Of The Year (I already know how much you like the likes of Syren, Keisha, Havana et al), and all the amazing shows we had last year from spoofs to interracial to simply amazing shows.
Anyway, I’m sorry to be lame with such a short post but I’m off to go get drunk now. Oh and vote in the TelevisionX SHAFTAs as well innit. x
P.S. I have a tumblr now which I love because I can post random shiznit quickly and easily so if you are a tumblr too then please follow me at http://pettingparty.tumblr.com/ it’s basically snippets of my madness. Hope you likey.
Being single on Valentine’s Day can be pretty sucky (espesh when you’re majorly hungover). You feel like you can’t pass comment on the day without sounding a little bitter. But fuckit y’know, I’m actually happier being single mostly because my last couple of relationships were pretty balls and although it can be really lonely at times it’s okay because I have literally the best friends who I love and who love me. They’ve accepted the fact that I’m basically a massive twat when my boyfriends haven’t.
Reasons why I’m glad I’m single:
1. Boys are rubbish. FACT.
2. The only person you can embarrass is yourself.
3. You can always have dessert (or both sausage and bacon in a fry-up for that matter haha) without anyone calling you a fat fuck.
4. You can wear what you want, do what (or who) you want, go where you like and not have to put up with dickheads if you don’t want to.
5. You can perv on hot girls without anyone giving you shit for it.
In all fairness, in a good relationship you shouldn’t have to worry about any of these things anyway!! Okay, so the reasons I’ve listed above are kinda silly and stuff so I’m gonna lay it out there for y’all: the main reason I’m happy being single is I’ve yet to meet anyone that can keep up with me and I’m not going to settle for someone less than an equal. Why the fuck should I?
Happy Valentines Day to all my beautiful friends. I love you guys.
I’m always keeping my eyes peeled for new hotties on the UK porn scene and last year oh boy were there some major crushables. 2009 was such a year for girls to drool over I can only have high hopes for 2010! Luckily all my favourite new girls are also nominated for Best New Starlet over at the new TelevisionX Awards, The SHAFTAs (Soft and Hard Adult Film and Television Awards- megalolz, right?). Here’s my rundown of why you should vote for each girl. Actually, I seriously can’t vote because I think they all are worthy of it!
SASHA ROSE
I fucking love Sasha. I genuinely think she’s great. Not only is she seriously hot and naturally pretty but she’s very sweet and modest too. Plus, y’know, she has very lovely boobies. She is simply hilarious in Scummy Mummies and has some amazing one-liners. It’s not every porno gal that can look sexy and natural in front of the camera so hats off to her.
SATINE SPARK
I’ve got a lot of time for Satine. I think she’s a swell girl and we’ve met loads of times for dinner, coffee, porno parties over the last year. What I really admire about her though, is that it’s really fucking hard to have a USP in porn but she’s proper managed it. This girl has got a little niche of her own and really owns the whole English-rose-teen market.
VALERY SUMMERS
Errr, did you *look* at the picture?!? Girl is sizzling hot! Sexy Latino babe, sexy accent. ‘Nuff said innit.
KERRY LOUISE
Aw, everyone knows how much I heart Kerry. She’s fucking brill. But in porno tems consider this: she started her porn career in Feb last year. Now she’s big news on both sides of the Atlantic. There’s a reason for that and that’s because girl was born for porn.
JASMINE WEBB
Now, I’ve never met Jasmine, I’ve only ever seen her on screen in action. But, boy oh boy, there is no-one out there like her. She is one-of-a-kind. But, as much as I enjoy watching her, I’m really kinda glad about that fact because she is kerrrrazy! In a good way I guess. Never having met her I have no idea whether she’s genuinely nuts or it’s an on-screen-persona. Either way it makes for terrific viewing.
You can watch free clips of all these lovely young ladies in action and vote for yourself who you think should be crowned TelevisionX’s Best New Starlet by visiting the SHAFTA page here.
At some point over the weekend I spent many hours plundering YouTube for so-shit-they’re-amazing ’90s music videos with my friends. We were hunting for classic r’n'b, hip-hop, reggae and dancehall and OMG I forgot how good this shit is. Freakin’ awesome outfits for a start (seriously, sometimes I watch House Party just to get outfit inspiration), campy beyond belief dance moves, hilarious facial expressions and directors who play fast and loose with the concept of music-video-plotlines. Here are some of my favourites [read: ones I can actually remember watching]
Apache Indian’s eyebrows have a life of their own in this.
Is this one of the cheapest videos ever made?
It’s that gold bikini that makes this video special.
This video is an all-rounder. It has *all* the special elements that make these videos amaaaaaazing!
Honoury mentions go to Aswad, Inner Circle, Shabba Ranks, K7 and The Swing Kids, Snow and many many more.
thursday So everyone knows the weekend actually starts on Thursdays, right? Well tonight, get your arse over to Catch on Kingsland Road for Girlcore: Warriors. Yeh, you know it will be the same-old same-old faces but Girlcore parties are still fun-times and it’s not like you have anything better to do. DJs include Isa GT and Naomi obvs with a guest set from thecocknbullkid too.
friday Too much to see and do tonight but one thing’s for sure it ain’t worth leaving east for. Snap Crackle & Pop are hosting at the newly refurbished Old Blue Last and they’ve roped in Trailer Trash resident extraordinaire Ian Robinson to help things get messy.
A short skip up to Dalston sees the Neon Skullz hilariously themed night Aztecs-On-Acid. Expect crazy decor, crazy costumes and fucking crazy people all crammed into the latest trendy “sweat-box” Vogue Fabrics. There has been talk of partial nudity as well.
saturday If you’ve ever wanted to meet a pornstar then tonight could be your chance. UK gangbang record breaker Ruby Reds is having her birthday party in central London and obviously she’s invited all her hot pornstar mates. Tickets are £20 but there is a hot-tub so £20 is basically a bargain.
However, if naked wet pornstars frolicing in a nightclub is not your thing then be sure to check out Potty Mouth Disco. Their parties are pretty ledge and I don’t even know where the fuck it is being held due to the ‘SECRET WAREHOUSE LOCATION’. Line-up looks rad with Punks Jump Up and David E Sugar playing in one of the three (heated) rooms. Apparently there’s a naked buffet but it might be a bit short on pornstars.
Welcome to Petting Party. We know you like it rough so please consider this a no-holds barred interview. Feel free to be as potty-mouthed as you like!
We first saw you in The All New Ben Dover Show alongside Ben, Pascal and Jasmine. Fucking hell, that scene is intense! You two girls are proper crazy ladies in it. You both have very commanding screen presence which could theoretically work against you being in a scene together but happily it works really well as you just seem to feed off each other. What was it like actually on set?
To be honest it didn’t feel like work, haha, it was a complete scream and fuckin’ filthy!!!! All three were great to film with and it was my first time meeting Ben – He’s a ledge!!!
You spend half your time in the UK and the other half in LA which makes you a bona fide transatlantic pornstar. Yay you! What are the pros and cons are firstly working in the UK and secondly working in LA? There’s got to be good and bad sides to both! OK UK, I have to travel six fuckin’ hours a day!!!!! But on a plus side I know everyone in the UK so I feel right at home on set. LA – I miss my chihuahua But on a plus side, the guys are HOT with HUGE Cocks and its fuckin’ rough hell yessss. Plus I live with my wifey there: Tiffany Tyler
You’ve just shot your directorial debut for Television X for the series Calling The Shots. Care to tell us a bit about it and why you chose that scenario and cast those particular performers? OK so as you know I am all about my fans. I asked my fans what they wanted and I got heaps back, so it was awesome to read what they really want. I decided to go with this idea…. Sasha Rose (coz shes hotttttt) was having a meeting in a club but on the way out needed to pee so quickly asked secruity (YUMMMMMMMY DemetriXXX) if she could go to the bathroom. As she is just about to walk out of the bathroom she feels horny so has a filthy play whilst legs wide open over the sink…. only for secruity to see it on camera and go in to tell her off. she tried to woo him round but he is pissed. Eventually she wins (of course!!!) and Demetri ends up with his trousers around his ankles and recieving an awesome BJ… The rest is history….
Layla Jade’s been filming a TVX series out in LA called Layla Jade Does Hollywood, featuring both UK and US stars. If you directed your own version of this what UK stars would you have fucking which US stars? Yes she tried to book me but I was fully booked I would have a fuckin’ field day doing this… Sluts and big cocks all the way hahaha… Of course my wife Tiffany Tyler, Danny Mountain, Keiran Lee, Ben English.. Ahh too many to mention …. I know a lot of hotties …. Maybe just a fuckin’ gang bang hahaha.
I thought your own series Tabloid Tales: Being Whoredon was hilarious and really sexy. My favourite scene is the one with you and Stefan Hard as I like how it switches between normal film and POV camera footage that’s meant to be the sex tape. Also, I think the chemistry between you guys is really sweet. What’s your favourite scene from that show and why?
Oh yes I love Stefan. He is a good friend of mine off set so its nice when we work together… But my favourite scene has to be the wedding. To be fair it was the best day of my life: No Joke!! I got to dress up as my idol and fuck hot guys and girls as well as getting paid and knowing guys are going to jack off to it…. that’s all my dreams come true!
Both Screwed and Powergirls are KaizenXXX productions that are high-end with brilliant costumes and sets. You must have a favourite, so which is it and why?
I have to say Kaizen is my fave team to work with as they do all the awesome hero type stuff and I get to always be the psycho nutty one!!! My fave was defo Powergirls as The Choker. In both I got to play with the awesome Mark Sloan so its always a fuckin’ giggle. But my outfit, make up and hair was awesome!!! Thanks Marcela! And I was doing spinning kicks and all sorts!!! I love it.
What’s it like having such a massive rack? Can you balance a pint glass in between them? (I once saw some stills of Donna Marie balancing a wine glass in between her baps so she could smoke easier)
That’s piss funny… They are getting in the way!!!!!!!!! I keep knocking things!!!! I do find myself publicly playing with them now as they are so fuckin’ big I love them…. Cant wait to get them in LA!
Sorry that was a bit of a weird question. I can’t actually fathom what it’s like having boobs as big as yours what with mine being the total opposite haha! Have you had a positive reaction about your boob-upgrade? Rach you can have a feel tomorrow! Everybody loves them as before they were saggy and I hated them, now they’re huge and firm!!!
Who’s your porn idol- ie. the one lady you watched in porn that really made you want to do it yourself? Tory Lane 100% and I shot with her for Evil Angel…. She’s awesome!!!!!!
And finally you get a one shot chance to say whatever filth you’d like to my readers and your fans….
Guys continue to wank/jerk your cocks over me because the thought of it makes my pussy drip! Oh and I want to thank all my fans for the flowers and messages whilst I was in hospital with boobie complications! It was the sweetest xxx
But on a plus side, the guys are HOT with HUGE Cocks and its fuckin’ rough hell yessss. Plus I live with my wifey there: Tiffany Tyler