Pornstar Party

Television X are offering one lucky winner the chance to party with Ben Dover and all his hot naked pornstar chums! It’s super-simple as all you have to do is answer an easy question about Geordie fittie Syren Sexton. The party is in Aldgate in central London on the 17th July so you have to [...]

5 reasons to fancy Andy San Dimas

1. Umm, sorry, did you NOT look at the picture above??
2. Her porno name is inspired by Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
3. She looks adorable with a cock in her mouth which, lets be fair, is not an easy look to pull off!
4. Just watch this and check out her technique (porn-link-click-warning-yo).
5. Brunette, skinny, tattoos, [...]

Respect for Sinnamon Love

I’ve been holding off from talking about this too much as I’m trying to keep my blog more porny and less about my actual life but the beautiful Sinnamon Love has provided me with a handy link here.
Next Wednesday I have my first ever laparoscopy. It’s the first time in a long time that I’ve [...]

Ben Dover Live

Even way before I developed scary porn encyclopedia knowledge, I knew of Ben Dover. His was, and probably still is, a name bandied around teens that have been rooting through papa’s closet. Next Thursday he’s performing a live stand-up show chronicling his prolific porno career in advance of his appearance at the Edinburgh Festival, and [...]

Plan your weekend

After the success of last week’s Pearl Flash Record launch at The Old Blue Last, the boys are making an appearance this Friday at Diabolika @ Ghetto. Considering it’s only £3 before 11pm it’s worth a looksee! Check PearlFlash.com for their latest mixes, including a Truly Beautiful Disaster remix by Pelifics.
Saturday I will be partying [...]

Yes, I'm Crap

I know, I know, I’m so bad. Not only have I not blogged for an age (either on here or Indie Undies) but I’ve been a total Twitter-whore to boot.
So to fill you in on what’s been occupying my time…
1. I went to Hong Kong. If we’re friends on Facebook you can check out my [...]