Y’know, it can be frustrating. You want to see a particular celebrity getting their end away on grainy digital video but dammit they just won’t release a sex tape. What absolute bastards for wanting to keep their sex lives private, huh? It’s okay though because there’s always a pornstar out there that can be made [...]
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Despite the total lack of success I’ve had at London festivals these last few weeks (Lovebox- boring, 1234- poorly organised AND boring), I am mentally preparing myself for Field Day this weekend. The weather is not hopeful either. Still, Mogwai are playing and in my mind that’s sorta worth the ticket price alone. I adore [...]
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Saw this job offer on BGAFD today and knew I had to share with all my little smut-lover-readers… “If you don’t enjoy watching lots of porn, this isn’t for you… OK, you’ve read this far – good! At Strictly Broadband, we put well over 100 new movies online each month. This takes a LOT of [...]
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In a week that seems too full of people Fucking With Shit That Shouldn’t Be Fucked With (Miles Fisher, I’m looking at YOU!), a steaming pile of shit lands in my Facebook inbox. The Prisoner is one of the best TV shows there ever was, and now some cunt’s gone and remade it into a [...]
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(apologies for the bad picture, it was pissing it down all day and I was loath t0 get my newly fixed phone out in the rain) 1234 was probably one of the one of the worst festivals I have ever been to. And I paid too. I don’t blame them for the bad weather making [...]
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Porn parodies have been regaining popularity in the U.S. for quite a while and that craze is now sweeping the U.K. Here are my top 5 of late… 5. Not The Cosby’s XXX comes from Hustler/X-Play line of successful porn-comedy-parodies. They’ve done loads, like Not The Brady Bunch XXX and Not Three’s Company XXX but [...]
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is what I’m up to tomorrow. Check out the line-up yo.
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I think I first fell in love with Charlotte Gainsbourg in The Science Of Sleep. I definitely fancied her way more than I fancied Gael García Bernal, which is saying something as he’s pretty hot. I’m not quite sure what it is about her but she manages to be beautiful and accessible all at once. [...]
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So last week I met up with Katie K, Satine Spark and Holly D for Ben Dover’s Hot Tub Porn Disco. We decided to meet up beforehand and go for food and all go together so we went to this adorable Swedish restaurant on Brick Lane called Fika. They do reindeer sausages there- which are [...]
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As I write this, I’m struggling to understand it and process it all. No, I really can’t fathom *why* Miles Fisher (yeh don’t worry I had to wiki him too) felt the need to cover Talking Head’s classic ‘This Must Be The Place’. I only know that watching this video feels weirdly compulsary. Maybe it’s [...]
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