The Picture of Vigo The Carpathian

Thanks to a friend at the super-awesome Filmstar Magazine I was able to attend a preview screening of the new horror-flick Dorian Gray. I’m not a massive fan of horror flicks to be honest; they have to be really really good for me to enjoy them. And Dorian Gray fell into the exact same trap [...]

Live East Die Young

To cap off the relentless round of parties that has been this summer is the mega line-up that is this bank holiday’s Eastern Electrics festival. Nuke ‘Em All are hosting a stage this year, with everybody’s favourite ginger Neon Skullz sure to be a highlight, alongside regulars and guest faces whilst Club Trailer Trash [...]

Porn and the Real Doll

Every once in a while you see something online that blows your mind a little with it’s utter off-the-wall weirdness. As you can imagine it takes a lot to really disturb me. Yes, I watch stuff that shocks me, disgusts me but very rarely mentally disturbs me and has me questioning what’s wrong with the [...]

Social Networking In Your Pants

What was once an awesome blog full of sexy pictures of indie hotties and a plethora of porn stars in their knickers is now a really cool social networking site. It’s actually pretty great because now instead of just gazing at Josie Jacobs in her cute little Hello Kitty panties, you’ve actually got the opportunity [...]

QOTD: She’ll cum like a bus

Today’s Quote Of The Day comes from brand new horror-porno ‘Screwed’. It’s basically a piss-take of those modern horror films like Hostel and Saw. Each episode features the central character (in this case, Mark Sloan) visiting a hotel they’ve found in the ‘Rough Sex Guide’. Obviously they’ve heard all about all the debauchery that goes [...]

Fuck Wednesdays

Wednesdays are my least favourite day of the week. I’m one of the few people I know who actually likes Mondays. Monday mornings are great, and full of promise*. By Wednesday lunchtime though, that high has long-since faded and the rest of the week looms ahead forebodingly. Thursdays are okay because you can push yourself [...]

Life On Mars gets the porn-treatment

BBC porn. It’s not often you expect to hear those two words in a sentence together, is it? Well, unless it’s some depressing documentary on BBC2 that sets out to uncover that ever pornstar who ever lived was coerced into the industry. But no, director Amory Peart has gone and made a porno version of [...]

low rent sexuality

I have always maintained that there has never been anyone cooler than Prince circa 1984 (that includes Prince now, mind). There’s just something about the raw sexuality in his music that you just can’t beat. Not one of us will ever be cooler than Prince. That, kids, is a FACT. You only have [...]

Everything you never realised you wanted to know about Satine Spark

Hi Satine, let’s start things as we mean to go on! Please tell us a secret about yourself that no-one would guess!
Ok, I am secretly OCD with lists! I have lists of everything and I even order all of my books/dvds in alphabetical order! It drives my friends crazy!
Most pornstars will say that doggy is [...]

Stoya VS Sasha Grey

Both Sasha Grey and Stoya are two of the sexiest porno-babes in the US industry at the moment and both buck the Van Nuys trend of tanned, blonde and fake fake fake everything. However, I think they’re too similar and only one can come out alive in a battle to the death. Who shall be [...]