Life On Mars gets the porn-treatment
BBC porn. It’s not often you expect to hear those two words in a sentence together, is it? Well, unless it’s some depressing documentary on BBC2 that sets out to uncover that ever pornstar who ever lived was coerced into the industry. But no, director Amory Peart has gone and made a porno version of the popular Beeb sci-fi show Life On Mars. He’s done away with a central male lead and instead cast hot Geordie girl Syren Sexton as DC Joan Simms. I’m going to pretend there wasn’t a collective groan there and tell you all that it’s actually really quite funny. Watch this NSFW clip to see what I mean. If my non-porno fan readers can get past the small bit of fucking in the title sequence, the set-up at the beginning is brilliant. Syren Sexton is coming in leaps and bounds in her scenes and is one of the few porno actresses that is as good as the talkie bits as she is at the sexing. I’ve seen this girl in action in real life and my jaw dropped at her blowjob technique. Seriously, I was envious. Luckily for us, she recently wrote some Sex Tips for Platform Magazine and did a step-by-step guide to cock sucking. Hurrah! Now we can all much on the pork sword like a pro 
