QOTD: She’ll cum like a bus
Today’s Quote Of The Day comes from brand new horror-porno ‘Screwed’. It’s basically a piss-take of those modern horror films like Hostel and Saw. Each episode features the central character (in this case, Mark Sloan) visiting a hotel they’ve found in the ‘Rough Sex Guide’. Obviously they’ve heard all about all the debauchery that goes on here and are desperate to get some of this action for themselves.
Mark wakes up tied to a bed in a pretty freaky looking hospital with a big-boobed nurse (played by Kerry Louise Love) administering him and tightening his restraints. Then a voice comes over the Tannoy* and informs him that he has to fuck the nurse and make her cum within 20 minutes otherwise the screws in his head will drill through his brain. It’s okay though folks, don’t worry. Our boy is up for the challenge and utters today’s immortal line “She’ll cum like a bus”.
Watch this totally NSFW clip to see it all unfold….
*It’s a brand not a system
I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that this isn’t the Diagnosis Murder prequel series starring a young Mark Sloan not being played by Dick Van Dyke then?
There must be a glossary or some kind of index in the Rough Sex Guide which includes sex banter like ‘She’ll come like a bus’. They must direct you to these hotels which serve up rough sex by the bucketload, and provide you with some porno lines while you’re about it.
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