Petting Party

I’ve been a bit quiet on the blogging front lately (bad me!) and that’s for two simple reasons. Gang Bangs and moving-house. I normally blog in my lunchbreak but I’ve been pretty manic and/or lazy (you decide which is likelier) and just not had the time. I haven’t really been able to blog in the evenings either as I’ve been trying to organise shit for my imminent house-move to Hackney. So, I’m crap. More on the housey stuff at a later date, first things first: gang bangs.

I know some of you enjoy hearing about my escapades in the porno industry (and the rest get fed up!) so I’m sure you’ll be delighted to know that we’re attempting to break the gang-bang record! We’ve recruited the lovely Ruby Reds [see above pic] whom I met at the Ben Dover Porn Disco and is ever such a gorgeous girl, as our Red Hot gang-banger and now we need 150 guys to plug away at her.

The event is being held at world-famous swinging club La Chambre, in Sheffield. From the website, the decor looks delightfully sleazy and porno-tastic. The pool looks amazing, but y’know, I wouldn’t.

If you know someone who you reckon would like to take part, tell ‘them’ that they’ll need two forms of ID and have to be able to make their own way to Sheffield one day in early October. You can find full details of how to apply on the Red Hot website.

Sadly, Cheryl Baker will not be there to adjudicate.

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