How To Organise A Gang Bang Part 1
***All links NSFW as per usual***
I know I’ve mentioned this before but I haven’t blogged in ages (more on the reasons behind that soon!) so I thought you might enjoy a little recap on what I’ve been up to at work. One of my tasks at the moment is helping to organise the UK’s biggest gang-bang.
Basically, we’re on the hunt for 150 proper British blokes to bang pornstar Ruby Reds in an effort to get in the record books. Part of my job entails in pimping our press release out and getting the word out that this is open to any man over the age of 18.
So as you can imagine I am privy to the applications. And one thing that has shocked me is how young most of the applicants are. To be fair, when you see someone’s d-o-b and it’s 1990 and that creeps you out, you know you’re getting on a bit! But seriously, a lot of the applicants are young, and out of the ones who’ve sent in their pictures, some of them are quite cute!
Once again, my job makes me feel naive. I thought the vast majority would be the stereotype I’m sure a lot of you imagine. But it’s really not. It’s a lot of young guys that want to do something a little bit crazy in their youth. Good on ‘em! It’s all safe so why the fuck not?
To find out how to apply click here.

Ahhh… redheads. She luvverly! *sigh*