Yes yes yes! Halloween is nearly on us, and I’m *so* excited! My costumes are always a bit hit and miss, sometimes I either do great ones or they’re cobbled together at the last moment and are therefore a bit shit. It’s always been like that though. I remember one year when I was about [...]
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A little while ago I had the privlege of being allowed on set for one of Television X’s brand new shows, Tabloid Tales: Being Whoredon. Starring Kerry Louise it charts the rise of fame of a certain glamour model/reality tv star/ ‘author’/single mum who we shall call Cutie Nice in true porno-spoof-style.
It was a lot [...]
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This song won’t leave my head at the moment so I thought I’d share. It’s a really beautiful song and I do hope you enjoy it. A few years back a friend of mine tried to explain to me why the boy/girl harmonies work so well it but I can’t remember what he actually said. [...]
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Lately there seems altogether too many reasons to cross the river, and this weekend is no exception. Hot boys, great parties, good friends, the rave cave… the treats South London has to offer are pretty epic. Don’t get me wrong, I proper love East London, but it’s far too easy to live in a little [...]
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I love October. Crispy leaves to kick about, the excuse to wear cute hats and gloves, the promise of *everyone* in fancy dress for Halloween… what’s not to love? It also kind of annoys me when people bang on about how we’ve skipped straight to Winter when clearly we haven’t. Autumn is my favourite season [...]
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Right, I want to be clear for the outset: this is a post for girls and gays. This post is NOT SAFE for straight men. I write so much about fit girlies getting their baps out, I thought it was time to address the rest of my audience (I do have other readers, right??).
The still [...]
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Quirky website J-List is fast becoming 0ne of my favourite sites, in that I just want to buy *everything*. Seriously, they have so much random cool stuff from chopsticks that look like lightsabres, to 3D Totoro calendars to the totally awesome hard-boiled egg maker I mentioned previously. This site is basically a nerd’s wet dream.
I [...]
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Alcohol. Who’s not a fan? Sometimes though, casual drinking just isn’t enough and you feel the need to hark back to your student days and get absolutely fucking spangled. I’ve been to some pretty mental parties over the years and I’ve realised the one group of people who know how to get proper messy are [...]
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I’ve been feeling rather homesick lately. Missing my friends, missing my old haunts, and silly little things like my favourite Indian takeaway where they had a vintage sitdown Space Invaders table to play while you wait and they drew little hearts on the cardboard lids of my curries. I don’t know when I’ll next be [...]
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At the Ben Dover Porn Disco, my photographer pal Adam Robertson was meant to be taking photos of naked pornstars cavorting in the hot tub, and generally getting their baps out. Instead, we got a lot of pictures of pornstar feet. So it’s now become an in-joke that any pornstar party we attend we have [...]
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