Things to see and do in London Town this weekend

thursday
So everyone knows the weekend actually starts on Thursdays, right? Well tonight, get your arse over to Catch on Kingsland Road for Girlcore: Warriors. Yeh, you know it will be the same-old same-old faces but Girlcore parties are still fun-times and it’s not like you have anything better to do. DJs include Isa GT and [...]

Everything you never realised you wanted to know about Kerry Louise

***All links NSFW***

Hi Kerry,
Welcome to  Petting Party. We know you like it rough so please consider this a no-holds barred interview. Feel free to be as potty-mouthed as you like!
We first saw you in The All New Ben Dover Show alongside Ben, Pascal and Jasmine. Fucking hell, that scene is intense! You two girls are [...]

happy happy joy joy

I saw The Joy Formidable back in 2008 when I worked at The Old Blue Last and they totally blew me away. I kinda then forgot about them (oops, my bad) and occasionally heard them on BBC 6music (totally like the best DAB station ever!) which was nice but it was only recently my interest [...]

2009 retrospective

2009 was a fuck of a rollercoaster year for me. So much crazy shit happened. Bad, good, and ultimately pretty life-changing. It’s kinda fun to look back and think about how looooong last year was and feel glad I’m not living it anymore. Also y’know, my hair has got well long. I’ve picked out some [...]

Agony Aunt

Due to the success of my Formspring page, I’ve decided to take up agony aunting. Pretty random I know, but I seem to have a weird knack for it and it’s actually super-fun. I’ve loved answering all your questions and think it’s great how they’ve covered everything from sci-fi to pregnancy to relationships to porn [...]

“Porn Guru Web Master Wanted”

Do you know your Lolly Badcocks from your Linsey Dawn’s, your Danny D’s from your Jay Snake’s?
One of the biggest British porn broadcasters is looking for a web-master who is passionate about the British Porn industry to help with daily running of multiple web sites.
The ideal candidate will possess amazing attention to detail, be organised, [...]

Geek Crush #1//Music Monday #2

I went to see Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs play at 93 Feet East this Saturday and it was probably one of the best gigs I’ve been to in the last few months. Firstly, the music was amazing, secondly they had female dancers dressed as dinosaurs, thirdly there were streamers and confetti popped periodically over the [...]

Pregnant girls need lovin’ too

Sometimes, I get to watch some pretty out-there stuff as part of my job and Mummy’s Got Milk is probably one of the most extreme things I’ve ever watched that’s well, y’know, not illegal*. I’ve seen a lot of fucked up stuff but watching a heavily pregnant girl take it up the fanny and the [...]

Ask Me Anything

I like random things on the internet and so when I spotted this Formspring thingy popping up on twitter I thought I’d try it out. It basically allows people to ask me questions anonymously and there’s obviously been a tonne of pervy ones which I’ve gamely answered (all a bit tongue in cheek), some seriously [...]

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