Things to see and do in London Town this weekend

thursday
So everyone knows the weekend actually starts on Thursdays, right? Well tonight, get your arse over to Catch on Kingsland Road for Girlcore: Warriors. Yeh, you know it will be the same-old same-old faces but Girlcore parties are still fun-times and it’s not like you have anything better to do. DJs include Isa GT and Naomi obvs with a guest set from thecocknbullkid too.

friday
Too much to see and do tonight but one thing’s for sure it ain’t worth leaving east for. Snap Crackle & Pop are hosting at the newly refurbished Old Blue Last and they’ve roped in Trailer Trash resident extraordinaire Ian Robinson to help things get messy.
A short skip up to Dalston sees the Neon Skullz hilariously themed night Aztecs-On-Acid. Expect crazy decor, crazy costumes and fucking crazy people all crammed into the latest trendy “sweat-box” Vogue Fabrics. There has been talk of partial nudity as well.

saturday
If you’ve ever wanted to meet a pornstar then tonight could be your chance. UK gangbang record breaker Ruby Reds is having her birthday party in central London and obviously she’s invited all her hot pornstar mates. Tickets are £20 but there is a hot-tub so £20 is basically a bargain.
However, if naked wet pornstars frolicing in a nightclub is not your thing then be sure to check out Potty Mouth Disco. Their parties are pretty ledge and I don’t even know where the fuck it is being held due to the ‘SECRET WAREHOUSE LOCATION’. Line-up looks rad with Punks Jump Up and David E Sugar playing in one of the three (heated) rooms. Apparently there’s a naked buffet but it might be a bit short on pornstars.

***Image courtesy of Neon Skullz****

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