Please go and see this film. It’s quite simply magical. I really don’t want to spoil anything about it as I knew very little before seeing it last night and the way in which the entire film was presented was an utter delight. And to be honest, part of the delight came from it being [...]
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Yesterday I was lucky enough to be assisting on a photoshoot with 14 pornstars! It was for Television X‘s 15′th birthday and it was to highlight the best faces on TVX since 1995. We had anyone who’s been anyone in porno. And we got them in their pants, traipsed down Curtain Rd and got them [...]
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Everyone knows I have a soft spot for parody porn (mostly cos it bothers with storylines and amazing costumes) and this new offering from PureXXX Films looks set to be a winner. Pitched as a Desperate Housewives spoof, set in the ’50s and with Angel & Laws at the script-writing-helm, you know it’s going to [...]
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If you’re too broke to go to Field Day (or you think the line-up is a bit lacking, whatevs) or you’re on the hunt for a decent after-party then look no further…. Press Release. Vulture Garden Party ‘east’ moves to a East London location. Venue: AAA Studios 65 Scrutton Street, Shoreditch London, NW1 8AH Date: [...]
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Well, if you are social media agency Lean Mean Fighting Machine, probably quite a lot right now. In the biggest Social Media FAIL I have ever seen, this agency got a 14 year old girl to make a absolutely disgusting statement on Facebook which lead to her googling scat porn. It beggars belief. Coco-cola comissioned [...]
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So I kinda figured that lately you guys must be a bit like, why the fuck does she keep harping on about geeky stuff, so I’ve rolled out some proper filth for you which should appease your inner pervert. The Pervacious Mind Of Angel Long has just been released on DVD and my word is [...]
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A few years ago my friend and I made a really rubbish joint New Years resolution. We decided to watch the entireity of X-Files in the space of a year. I say rubbish because we managed a grand total of about four episodes before we just lost interest. Also, in London, it’s really hard to [...]
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Oh yes. Hot semi-nakey wet boobs. And where I hear you cry might you find these delights? Club Rub on the 17th July is my answer. Kim from Club Rub has informed me that she spent a very long time looking for the thinnest possible t-shirts for the competition. That, my friends, is dedication to [...]
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OMG. I could so handle it. Coffee and pro-plus spiked cherry pie would just about see you through. It’d be like watching it on drugs. The delirum would get to you so hard after a while not only would you think you were *in* the red room you’d so like totally think Donna Hayward was [...]
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So Glastonbury was a bit of a blur. A happy, messy, cider-drenched, balloon-filled adventure that involved high-pitched puppet-U2-karaoke, dancing to gabba at the silent disco whilst everyone else sings The Beatles, imaginary photo-booths that somehow still charge six quid, losing the funk and god knows how many other things I’ve blanked from my memory. My [...]
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