Petting Party

Well, if you are social media agency Lean Mean Fighting Machine, probably quite a lot right now. In the biggest Social Media FAIL I have ever seen, this agency got a 14 year old girl to make a absolutely disgusting statement on Facebook which lead to her googling scat porn. It beggars belief.
Coco-cola comissioned this agency for a social media campaign for their Dr Pepper brand which ran along the lines of people allowing the agency to post embarrassing statements on their Facebook for a competition. According to The Guardian [link here], most of the statements ran along the lines of “Is it wrong to pee in the shower?” and other such faff that a 14 year old might find social suicide.
Sadly, for Coca-cola, a rather disturbed update slipped through the net….. “I watched 2 girls one cup and felt hungry afterwards.” Woah there nelly, did no-one and I mean NO-ONE stop to check these little statuses going out? Well, clearly not. I mean yeh, everyone’s sat down and watched it for… to use my colleague’s phrase… “shits and giggles”, y’know, otherwise the whole of YouTube wouldn’t be fucking flooded with lame-ass ‘reaction videos’ (*yawn*). I mean, besides the update being gross, you can’t fuck about with kids like that y’know.

I actually find the update grosser than watching 2 Girls 1 Cup. You may or may not know that 2 Girls 1 Cup is actually a trailer for a Brazilian scat-porn film called ‘Hungry Bitches’. The producer claims it’s not poo but chocolate but hey he still got sent down. [you can read about it all on wikipedia here] Anyhow, my point is, I have a feeling that Hungry Bitches has more in common with a really shit horror film that it does with any porno. Y’know, when you watch a really great horror film and it scares the bejesus out of you because there’s no crappy effects spoiling it? Films like The (original) Haunting are amazing because it’s all down on sound effects and the horror is only in your mind. Then in the godawful remake they put in loads of shit special effects and ruined in. Oh and they put in Cathering Zeta-Jones. That ruined it too.

I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup and didn’t hide my face behind my hands. I didn’t squeal or any of that girly rubbish. It just didn’t do anything for me…. in the same way as shit horror films do nothing for me you big bunch of perverts, jeeez! I’m just saying I find the thought of girls eating shit and vomiting it into each others mouths much more horrific than watching a representation of it. Same as I find the thought of someone feeling hungry afterwards pretty gross too. Imagination is a powerfull tool. x

[link to the original AVN article I first read]

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