Birthday Extravaganza

Mine, Cheryl’s and Alice’s birthday party in Dalston last Friday was pretty awesome. The DJs and bands were excellent (big shout out to We Are Not A Rockband for kicking off with Yacht – Psychic City (Classixx Remix) and for basically playing loads of my favourite tunes) so massive thank yous and love yous to everyone [...]

TimeOut Rates My Birthday Party

So me and my two friends Cheryl & Alice are having a sick joint birthday party this Friday with all of friends (and sibling in Cheryl’s case!) djing and performing… and somehow that parralell universe where we are all super-hip, popular and just that fucking cool has become reality as TimeOut have written about our [...]

Lost In A Disco Warehouse Party

Yes kids it’s that super-secret-shoreditch-warehouse-party time again! The Coolness are at it again, this time with the LP launch for Lost In A Disco at their night Club Cool this Friday night. Having proof-read the lyrics for the entire elbum, I can tell you exclusively that it’s all highly sexualised. Click [here] for The Coolness’s [...]

Bank Holiday Madness

What an amazing bank holiday weekend! Definitely one of the best I’ve had in recent memory: new friends, old friends, Lynchian burlesque, raves, house-parties, bbqing in the park, new tunes and rediscovering ones I forgot. Thursday saw a trip to the Double R Club at Bethnal Green which I highly recommend if you’re a Twin [...]

I wish I was going to Glasto

Sadly I’m not going this year but after reading the press release for The Common area I *really* wish I was. I love all the areas that are set up as they add massively to the extra-special magical atmosphere so unique to Glastonbury. Listen to how awesome this sounds…. Glastonbury Festival’s new Latin American extravaganza [...]

At least you already have the mustache

It’s birthdayageddon this Friday in Shoreditch with at least 3 of my friends all celebrating their birthdays at this secret warehouse party. The theme is Freddie Mercury which is handy for most of the male residents of Shoreditch as they won’t need to draw on their mustache having spent the last year or two preparing [...]

Happy (belated) 15th Birthday Television X!

As what always happens with these things I’ve been epically busy organising work stuff and then dealing with the aftermath (press and whatnot) to the extent that I’ve been way too busy to blog. The Television X party at Cafe De Paris was, as you’d imagine a debauched affair and you can read interesting and [...]

Egyptians On Ecstasy

My awesome friend Neon Skullz is throwing a kerazy birthday party next month in Dalston. It will be siiiiiiick if his previous parties are anything to go by. Don’t take my word for it here’s what he says… “POW! We’re back again for another crazy Neon Skullz party For the next party Neon Skullz has [...]

SHAFTA Acceptance Speeches

So you’ve seen all the photos from the SHAFTA ceremony, now watch all the video clips YAAAAAY! Hehe, actually they are pretty funny and worth a watch so without further ado, may I present the anal-loving filthbag that is Ms Angel Long! Syren Sexton’s *first* acceptance speech… And her second… Ric Porter from Portway Films [...]

’90s YouTube Marathon

At some point over the weekend I spent many hours plundering YouTube for so-shit-they’re-amazing ’90s music videos with my friends. We were hunting for classic r’n’b, hip-hop, reggae and dancehall and OMG I forgot how good this shit is. Freakin’ awesome outfits for a start (seriously, sometimes I watch House Party just to get outfit [...]