Birthday Extravaganza

Mine, Cheryl’s and Alice’s birthday party in Dalston last Friday was pretty awesome. The DJs and bands were excellent (big shout out to We Are Not A Rockband for kicking off with Yacht – Psychic City (Classixx Remix) and for basically playing loads of my favourite tunes) so massive thank yous and love yous to everyone [...]

TimeOut Rates My Birthday Party

So me and my two friends Cheryl & Alice are having a sick joint birthday party this Friday with all of friends (and sibling in Cheryl’s case!) djing and performing… and somehow that parralell universe where we are all super-hip, popular and just that fucking cool has become reality as TimeOut have written about our [...]

’90s Hip Hop YouTube Friday

I was a little bit hungover at work last Friday. And sometimes when I’m hungover, the only thing that’ll get me through a slightly painful morning at work is classic ’90s hiphop. Lord only knows why it soothes my hangovers but whatevs, it works. I kicked off with Souls Of Mischief ’92 To Infinity and, [...]

Blog Link Roundup

I’ve been writing here there and everywhere lately and not had so much time for my own blog <aww sad face>. But here’s a handy link round up of all my posts elsewhere yay! THOUGHT CATALOG: 5 Reasons Why Camden Sucks WE ARE NOT A ROCKBAND: Robot(s) Rock (The Model feat My Favourite Robot – [...]

Lost In A Disco Warehouse Party

Yes kids it’s that super-secret-shoreditch-warehouse-party time again! The Coolness are at it again, this time with the LP launch for Lost In A Disco at their night Club Cool this Friday night. Having proof-read the lyrics for the entire elbum, I can tell you exclusively that it’s all highly sexualised. Click [here] for The Coolness’s [...]

Waking up to Vincent Price’s giant face looming over you

So I was lucky enough to get free tickets to TimeOut’s double-horror-bill Of Dracula and Theatre Of Blood last night. It began with Mark Gatiss and Robin Ince discussing their favourite horror films with the dude from TimeOut, which was quite cool but pretty much the only thing I took away from it is that [...]

Bank Holiday Madness

What an amazing bank holiday weekend! Definitely one of the best I’ve had in recent memory: new friends, old friends, Lynchian burlesque, raves, house-parties, bbqing in the park, new tunes and rediscovering ones I forgot. Thursday saw a trip to the Double R Club at Bethnal Green which I highly recommend if you’re a Twin [...]

SHAFTA 2011 Best Online Scene

So, the nominees for Best Online Scene were picked based on what had LOADS of views and y’know, you can kinda see why…. Ben Dover’s Loose Women: Oh lordy, I mean how sexy is Tiffany Doll?! Plus, Ben Dover is a bloody ledge isn’t he. Watch the series [here]. Fantasies Of Rubber: Having met Paige [...]

Holy Rave vid

So last weekend’s Club Cool is….. erm….. a blank spot in my mind. I’m sure it was excellent. Here are some things I know about it: I fell down some stairs, I tried to snog some of my friends, I definitely snogged some other of my friends, I sexually harrassed strangers *, I DEFINITELY made [...]

At least you already have the mustache

It’s birthdayageddon this Friday in Shoreditch with at least 3 of my friends all celebrating their birthdays at this secret warehouse party. The theme is Freddie Mercury which is handy for most of the male residents of Shoreditch as they won’t need to draw on their mustache having spent the last year or two preparing [...]