Birthday Extravaganza

Mine, Cheryl’s and Alice’s birthday party in Dalston last Friday was pretty awesome. The DJs and bands were excellent (big shout out to We Are Not A Rockband for kicking off with Yacht – Psychic City (Classixx Remix) and for basically playing loads of my favourite tunes) so massive thank yous and love yous to everyone [...]

This Weekend’s Debauchery

Marshall Jefferson. Playing in a secret warehouse in Shoreditch. This Friday. Fo’ realz. How amazing is that? These Society parties are shaping up to be pretty awesome, with the last one featuring Hannah Holland and DJ Slipmatt, and this one, well, this one featuring a actual Chicago House legend. The anticipation is through the roof. [...]

Lost In A Disco Warehouse Party

Yes kids it’s that super-secret-shoreditch-warehouse-party time again! The Coolness are at it again, this time with the LP launch for Lost In A Disco at their night Club Cool this Friday night. Having proof-read the lyrics for the entire elbum, I can tell you exclusively that it’s all highly sexualised. Click [here] for The Coolness’s [...]

Bank Holiday Madness

What an amazing bank holiday weekend! Definitely one of the best I’ve had in recent memory: new friends, old friends, Lynchian burlesque, raves, house-parties, bbqing in the park, new tunes and rediscovering ones I forgot. Thursday saw a trip to the Double R Club at Bethnal Green which I highly recommend if you’re a Twin [...]

Holy Rave vid

So last weekend’s Club Cool is….. erm….. a blank spot in my mind. I’m sure it was excellent. Here are some things I know about it: I fell down some stairs, I tried to snog some of my friends, I definitely snogged some other of my friends, I sexually harrassed strangers *, I DEFINITELY made [...]

At least you already have the mustache

It’s birthdayageddon this Friday in Shoreditch with at least 3 of my friends all celebrating their birthdays at this secret warehouse party. The theme is Freddie Mercury which is handy for most of the male residents of Shoreditch as they won’t need to draw on their mustache having spent the last year or two preparing [...]

Liselle Bailey’s This Porn Year

Wow. I am a very lucky girl indeed. And the reason for that is I managed to blag an invite to Liselle Bailey’s New Year’s Eve party. It was a party crossed with an orgy crossed with a porn shoot. It may disappoint you to learn I was the most well-behaved guest but that’s not [...]

Competition time at TVX

Yes yes yes! We are running a competition woop woop! Basically I’ve been working oh so much lately on our 15th Birthday Celebrations from the photoshoot you guys all know about to the epic party we are having next week. “A party?!? And where was my invite hmm?” I hear you cry. Well fear not [...]

Vulture Garden Party//Bounce

If you’re too broke to go to Field Day (or you think the line-up is a bit lacking, whatevs) or you’re on the hunt for a decent after-party then look no further…. Press Release. Vulture Garden Party ‘east’ moves to a East London location. Venue: AAA Studios 65 Scrutton Street, Shoreditch London, NW1 8AH Date: [...]

Wet T-shirt Competition

Oh yes. Hot semi-nakey wet boobs. And where I hear you cry might you find these delights? Club Rub on the 17th July is my answer. Kim from Club Rub has informed me that she spent a very long time looking for the thinnest possible t-shirts for the competition. That, my friends, is dedication to [...]