30 Hours Straight Of Twin Peaks

OMG. I could so handle it. Coffee and pro-plus spiked cherry pie would just about see you through. It’d be like watching it on drugs. The delirum would get to you so hard after a while not only would you think you were *in* the red room you’d so like totally think Donna Hayward was [...]

Club Rub Fun Times

So, I’m sure you’ve all been waiting to hear about my adventures at the pirate themed Club Rub last week. It was absolutely brilliant. Kim, the beautiful lady who runs the night has created a party of astounding atmosphere! I arrived, shall we say, rather more than tipsy, but certainly in good spirits! Actually spirits [...]

ATR Live at the Electric Ballroom

A while ago, after a failed attempt to see Metronomy in Kentish Town, my friend and I made a life rule not to go out in North London (it’s life rule #2, don’t ask what #1 is). Tuesday night’s Atari Teenage Riot gig at the Electric Ballroom further enforced this. I’m not saying that ATR [...]

Club Rub

Regular readers will know that I’m pretty sure I live the definition of a “lust for life” as I just relish new experiences and adventures. Which is why I’m positively delighted to tell you I will be attending my first ever Club Rub next weekend. For those not in the know, Club Rub is a [...]

Egyptians On Ecstasy

My awesome friend Neon Skullz is throwing a kerazy birthday party next month in Dalston. It will be siiiiiiick if his previous parties are anything to go by. Don’t take my word for it here’s what he says… “POW! We’re back again for another crazy Neon Skullz party For the next party Neon Skullz has [...]

Spacebox//Ali Love

Last Saturday I had the distinct pleasure of finding myself at the launch of Spacebox, a night run by Luca C and Damon Martin of Disco Bloodbath. It was in Stoke Newington (my old stomping ground) in this lovely little basement club underneath The Three Crowns. You don’t really expect to have good nightclubs in [...]

SHAFTA Acceptance Speeches

So you’ve seen all the photos from the SHAFTA ceremony, now watch all the video clips YAAAAAY! Hehe, actually they are pretty funny and worth a watch so without further ado, may I present the anal-loving filthbag that is Ms Angel Long! Syren Sexton’s *first* acceptance speech… And her second… Ric Porter from Portway Films [...]

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to

Last night I DJ’ed at a friend’s 30th birthday. The theme was ’80s prom so as you can see I went a bit New Romantic. It was really fun but I did experience a bit of rudeness that shocked me. I’ve DJ’ed on and off for about 5 years and never has what happened last [...]

Who won at The SHAFTAs?

Well, it’s finally all over. All the winners have been announced yay! Congrats to those who won, double-congrats to those who picked up more than one gong and also congrats to all the nominees because lets face it, their names weren’t just pulled out of a hat y’know. We picked them because they’re real good [...]

’90s YouTube Marathon

At some point over the weekend I spent many hours plundering YouTube for so-shit-they’re-amazing ’90s music videos with my friends. We were hunting for classic r’n’b, hip-hop, reggae and dancehall and OMG I forgot how good this shit is. Freakin’ awesome outfits for a start (seriously, sometimes I watch House Party just to get outfit [...]