Things to see and do in London Town this weekend

thursday So everyone knows the weekend actually starts on Thursdays, right? Well tonight, get your arse over to Catch on Kingsland Road for Girlcore: Warriors. Yeh, you know it will be the same-old same-old faces but Girlcore parties are still fun-times and it’s not like you have anything better to do. DJs include Isa GT [...]

2009 retrospective

2009 was a fuck of a rollercoaster year for me. So much crazy shit happened. Bad, good, and ultimately pretty life-changing. It’s kinda fun to look back and think about how looooong last year was and feel glad I’m not living it anymore. Also y’know, my hair has got well long. I’ve picked out some [...]

Geek Crush #1//Music Monday #2

I went to see Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs play at 93 Feet East this Saturday and it was probably one of the best gigs I’ve been to in the last few months. Firstly, the music was amazing, secondly they had female dancers dressed as dinosaurs, thirdly there were streamers and confetti popped periodically over the [...]

Catch-up

I really wanted to do one last blog post on New Years Eve, honest I did. I even had it all planned out in my head. It was gonna be about really hot girls that I’ve found on the internet or in real life or in porn but Virgin-bastard-internet happened (also known as ‘not paying [...]

Halloween Costume Ideas

Yes yes yes! Halloween is nearly on us, and I’m *so* excited! My costumes are always a bit hit and miss, sometimes I either do great ones or they’re cobbled together at the last moment and are therefore a bit shit. It’s always been like that though. I remember one year when I was about [...]

South Of The River

Lately there seems altogether too many reasons to cross the river, and this weekend is no exception. Hot boys, great parties, good friends, the rave cave… the treats South London has to offer are pretty epic. Don’t get me wrong, I proper love East London, but it’s far too easy to live in a little [...]

Adventures In Lomography #1: warehouse raves vs squat parties

I love October. Crispy leaves to kick about, the excuse to wear cute hats and gloves, the promise of *everyone* in fancy dress for Halloween… what’s not to love? It also kind of annoys me when people bang on about how we’ve skipped straight to Winter when clearly we haven’t. Autumn is my favourite season [...]

Let’s Get Blotto!

Alcohol. Who’s not a fan? Sometimes though, casual drinking just isn’t enough and you feel the need to hark back to your student days and get absolutely fucking spangled. I’ve been to some pretty mental parties over the years and I’ve realised the one group of people who know how to get proper messy are [...]

There’s no place like home

I’ve been feeling rather homesick lately. Missing my friends, missing my old haunts, and silly little things like my favourite Indian takeaway where they had a vintage sitdown Space Invaders table to play while you wait and they drew little hearts on the cardboard lids of my curries. I don’t know when I’ll next be [...]

Sexy Feet

At the Ben Dover Porn Disco, my photographer pal Adam Robertson was meant to be taking photos of naked pornstars cavorting in the hot tub, and generally getting their baps out. Instead, we got a lot of pictures of pornstar feet. So it’s now become an in-joke that any pornstar party we attend we have [...]