2009 retrospective

2009 was a fuck of a rollercoaster year for me. So much crazy shit happened. Bad, good, and ultimately pretty life-changing. It’s kinda fun to look back and think about how looooong last year was and feel glad I’m not living it anymore. Also y’know, my hair has got well long. I’ve picked out some [...]

Cosmic Adventures in Barcelona: Park Güell

As you may or may not know, I recently went on a long weekend to Barcelona with some of my pals. We had an amazing time, partying in underground jazz bars, staying up all night and dancing on the beach in the morning sunlight, eating delicious squid ink paella, drinking more sangria than necessary, cooing [...]

Satine Spark Vs Adam Robertson

My good pal Satine Spark had a shoot today with shit-hot photographer (and also good pal) Adam Robertson. Although I wasn’t there, I was privy to some rather explicit picture messages that I thought I’d share! Satine has also put a few up on her Twitpic account ‘cos she’s that nice. Also, I hear on [...]

Behind the scenes at Television X

A little while ago I had the privlege of being allowed on set for one of Television X’s brand new shows, Tabloid Tales: Being Whoredon. Starring Kerry Louise it charts the rise of fame of a certain glamour model/reality tv star/ ‘author’/single mum who we shall call Cutie Nice in true porno-spoof-style.
It was a lot [...]

Adventures In Lomography #1: warehouse raves vs squat parties

I love October. Crispy leaves to kick about, the excuse to wear cute hats and gloves, the promise of *everyone* in fancy dress for Halloween… what’s not to love? It also kind of annoys me when people bang on about how we’ve skipped straight to Winter when clearly we haven’t. Autumn is my favourite season [...]

Sexy Feet

At the Ben Dover Porn Disco, my photographer pal Adam Robertson was meant to be taking photos of naked pornstars cavorting in the hot tub, and generally getting their baps out. Instead, we got a lot of pictures of pornstar feet. So it’s now become an in-joke that any pornstar party we attend we have [...]

I heart lomo: the first coloursplash adventures

So this is my first ever Lomo attempt and I’m pretty chuffed with the results. I love my Coloursplash and I actually kinda love the fact that the film got stuck in the camera and I had to yank it out by hand causing all these scratches over the film. I love how the photos [...]

Fuck Wednesdays

Wednesdays are my least favourite day of the week. I’m one of the few people I know who actually likes Mondays. Monday mornings are great, and full of promise*. By Wednesday lunchtime though, that high has long-since faded and the rest of the week looms ahead forebodingly. Thursdays are okay because you can push yourself [...]

Geeks are HOT (fact).

And if there’s one man who knows this better than any, it’s Adam Robertson. At the moment he’s scouting for geeky girls who look the business in huge specs. We’re talking Deirdre Rachid x hot hot sex. Swing by his Myspace blog and leave him your deets explaining exactly why you’re the geek for the [...]

The Dice Man: Web 2.0

The Dice Man, by Luke Rhinehart, is the sort of book that you read and it completely changes your perception on how you can live your life. When people get entangled in decision-making, it is refreshing to know that, if you wanted to, life could be random.
Rhinehart’s central character, the cunningly named Luke Rhinehart, is [...]