The things you see on Curtain Road

Yesterday I was lucky enough to be assisting on a photoshoot with 14 pornstars! It was for Television X‘s 15′th birthday and it was to highlight the best faces on TVX since 1995. We had anyone who’s been anyone in porno. And we got them in their pants, traipsed down Curtain Rd and got them [...]

Arthur & Albert Magazine launch party

Saturday was the creation party for brand new magazine Arthur & Albert. As I’m doing a bit of writing for the mag now I was working on the door. Held at their studios in Shoreditch, it was guestlist only and the booze was free-flowing. To give you a bit of insight on the mag, their [...]

2009 retrospective

2009 was a fuck of a rollercoaster year for me. So much crazy shit happened. Bad, good, and ultimately pretty life-changing. It’s kinda fun to look back and think about how looooong last year was and feel glad I’m not living it anymore. Also y’know, my hair has got well long. I’ve picked out some [...]

Cosmic Adventures in Barcelona: Park Güell

As you may or may not know, I recently went on a long weekend to Barcelona with some of my pals. We had an amazing time, partying in underground jazz bars, staying up all night and dancing on the beach in the morning sunlight, eating delicious squid ink paella, drinking more sangria than necessary, cooing [...]

Satine Spark Vs Adam Robertson

My good pal Satine Spark had a shoot today with shit-hot photographer (and also good pal) Adam Robertson. Although I wasn’t there, I was privy to some rather explicit picture messages that I thought I’d share! Satine has also put a few up on her Twitpic account ‘cos she’s that nice. Also, I hear on [...]

Behind the scenes at Television X

A little while ago I had the privlege of being allowed on set for one of Television X’s brand new shows, Tabloid Tales: Being Whoredon. Starring Kerry Louise it charts the rise of fame of a certain glamour model/reality tv star/ ‘author’/single mum who we shall call Cutie Nice in true porno-spoof-style. It was a [...]

Adventures In Lomography #1: warehouse raves vs squat parties

I love October. Crispy leaves to kick about, the excuse to wear cute hats and gloves, the promise of *everyone* in fancy dress for Halloween… what’s not to love? It also kind of annoys me when people bang on about how we’ve skipped straight to Winter when clearly we haven’t. Autumn is my favourite season [...]

Sexy Feet

At the Ben Dover Porn Disco, my photographer pal Adam Robertson was meant to be taking photos of naked pornstars cavorting in the hot tub, and generally getting their baps out. Instead, we got a lot of pictures of pornstar feet. So it’s now become an in-joke that any pornstar party we attend we have [...]

I heart lomo: the first coloursplash adventures

So this is my first ever Lomo attempt and I’m pretty chuffed with the results. I love my Coloursplash and I actually kinda love the fact that the film got stuck in the camera and I had to yank it out by hand causing all these scratches over the film. I love how the photos [...]

Fuck Wednesdays

Wednesdays are my least favourite day of the week. I’m one of the few people I know who actually likes Mondays. Monday mornings are great, and full of promise*. By Wednesday lunchtime though, that high has long-since faded and the rest of the week looms ahead forebodingly. Thursdays are okay because you can push yourself [...]