Competition time at TVX

Yes yes yes! We are running a competition woop woop! Basically I’ve been working oh so much lately on our 15th Birthday Celebrations from the photoshoot you guys all know about to the epic party we are having next week. “A party?!? And where was my invite hmm?” I hear you cry. Well fear not [...]

Girl Crush #2: Liselle Bailey

How sexy is Liselle?! She the non-nakey one in the photo above. She used to be a teacher and then quit all that for a life of smut. She’s not a porn star, she’s actually a director, which means that she gets to put all her filthy fantasies to celluloid (or, er, high-end digital) and [...]

The things you see on Curtain Road

Yesterday I was lucky enough to be assisting on a photoshoot with 14 pornstars! It was for Television X’s 15′th birthday and it was to highlight the best faces on TVX since 1995. We had anyone who’s been anyone in porno. And we got them in their pants, traipsed down Curtain Rd and got them [...]

Frustrated Housewives

Everyone knows I have a soft spot for parody porn (mostly cos it bothers with storylines and amazing costumes) and this new offering from PureXXX Films looks set to be a winner. Pitched as a Desperate Housewives spoof, set in the ’50s and with Angel & Laws at the script-writing-helm, you know it’s going to [...]

What’s the worst that could happen?

Well, if you are social media agency Lean Mean Fighting Machine, probably quite a lot right now. In the biggest Social Media FAIL I have ever seen, this agency got a 14 year old girl to make a absolutely disgusting statement on Facebook which lead to her googling scat porn. It beggars belief.
Coco-cola comissioned this [...]

I wish “pervacious” was a real word

So I kinda figured that lately you guys must be a bit like, why the fuck does she keep harping on about geeky stuff, so I’ve rolled out some proper filth for you which should appease your inner pervert. The Pervacious Mind Of Angel Long has just been released on DVD and my word is [...]

Wet T-shirt Competition

Oh yes. Hot semi-nakey wet boobs. And where I hear you cry might you find these delights? Club Rub on the 17th July is my answer. Kim from Club Rub has informed me that she spent a very long time looking for the thinnest possible t-shirts for the competition. That, my friends, is dedication to [...]

Club Rub Fun Times

So, I’m sure you’ve all been waiting to hear about my adventures at the pirate themed Club Rub last week. It was absolutely brilliant. Kim, the beautiful lady who runs the night has created a party of astounding atmosphere! I arrived, shall we say, rather more than tipsy, but certainly in good spirits! Actually spirits [...]

Club Rub

Regular readers will know that I’m pretty sure I live the definition of a “lust for life” as I just relish new experiences and adventures. Which is why I’m positively delighted to tell you I will be attending my first ever Club Rub next weekend. For those not in the know, Club Rub is a [...]

Television X: Behind The Scenes with Sasha Rose

Gahhh. I’m crap. I know this. So yeh I haven’t blogged in like forever due to this that and the other, life mainly, but you know how that shit goes. I’ll try to be better in future, I pr0mise.
This Sunday I went on set with the gorgeous Sasha Rose for our new show Tashes To [...]