The most amazing thing just landed in my inbox. It was AnOther Magazine’s newsletter, click [here] for their site, and normally I skim these things for occasional gems and today something caught my eye. Betty Page was a fascinating character of whom tons has been written about without me sticking my oar in. If you don’t know much about the most famous pin-up girl and original fetish model I suggest looking her up. She was a hottie, don’tcha know. Start with her wiki page [here] and see what you can dig up.

The story behind this rare Betty Page footage is equally as amazing as the footage itself. AnOther’s editor Ben Cobb discovered the reel underneath a pile of vintage postcards in a box in Portobello Market! And paid a tenner! What a wondorous find. Deff jeals. x

***Video via AnOther Magazine***

So, the nominees for Best Online Scene were picked based on what had LOADS of views and y’know, you can kinda see why….

Ben Dover’s Loose Women: Oh lordy, I mean how sexy is Tiffany Doll?! Plus, Ben Dover is a bloody ledge isn’t he. Watch the series [here].

Fantasies Of Rubber: Having met Paige Ashley at last year’s SHAFTAs I can vouch for her utter gorgeousness. And fuck me is does she look hot in that rubber dress! Watch the series [here].

Freddies Great British Granny Bang: You all love a tabloid scandal don’t you? I’m hoping it’s the car-crash factor that led you to watch Katie Waissel’s gran getting a seeing to. Watch the series [here].

The Swinging Scene: Not necessarily my cup of tea (just being honest innit) but it does go a long way to proving that British men LOVE the amateur scene. Watch the series [here].

Liselle Bailey’s This Porn Year: I have a cameo. It was an AMAZING party. Shay Hendrix gushed on the carpet. Nuff said. Watch the original This Porn Life series [here].

***Video clip courtesy of Televisionx.com***

Ahhh the SHAFTA Best New Starlet nominees…. so young, so fresh, so innocent…… Or not as the case may be with this perverted bunch. These girls are all proper gems and I genuinely adore them all so I really would struggle to pick who to vote for. However, I’m going to try to help you lot pick one. In the words of Mike Patton, “it’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it.”

Carmen Jay may not be new to some of you but she’s new to Television X. And she’s had a pretty awesome year with great performances in the SHAFTA-nominated Road Warriors, Pure XXX’s latest offering Fantasies Of Rubber and one of my favourites, the Hackney-based parody of Tru Blood, Fang Bang. Check out her films [here].

Hannah Shaw is a sweet young thing I’ve been crushing on recently. She’s bubbly and fun, and brown sisterhood aside, there’s a very good reason why we also nominated her for Best Sex Scene for Diamond Geezers. Have a little looksee at her porn star page [here].

How sexy is Lexi Ward?! I think her Geordie accent does it for a lot of you as well. But mostly I think it’s the fact you know she’s a right dirty bitch. Check out her films and pictures [here].

Megan Coxxx is the new darling of the jizz biz. Everyone is in lust with her, including me. She’s a lot flippin’ taller in real life though, check out this snap of us together [here] for comparison. In Leather Freaks she’s one sexy schoolgirl seducing her chauffeur seriously give it a watch [here].

Stacey Lacey is a straight-talking Essex girl with a heart of gold. She’s also utter filth. Here’s a recent tweet from her “Gonna work so hard this year I love being fucked at work and spunked over.” Check out her work [here].

All the girls are on Twitter if that’s your bag so give them a follow, they’re hotties and they deserve it.
Carmen [here]
Hannah [here]
Lexi [here]
Megan [here]
Stacey [here]

Get voting in the 2011 Television X SHAFTAs [here]. Big love x

***All images courtesy of Television X***

Vote in the 2011 SHAFTAs [here]

***Video courtesy of Television X***

Yep that’s right, it’s time for my phone to not stop ringing and my head to explode from stress….. Iiiiiiiiiit’s SHAFTA Time!!!! This year promises to be even bigger and better, on a scale of utter jokes you didn’t think possible. And by that  I don’t mean it’s a joking matter; it’s deadly fucking serious. But it’s also going to be “totes ridic”. No asking questions for now kids, my lips are sealed.

So across the month of February, voting is open to the public [here] and I’m going to do posts throughout covering the categories for you. But hey, why don’t we start with the big guns?
Female Performer Of The Year….. (in no particular order)…….

Angel Long is what the bookies might say is a sure-fire bet to take something home from The SHAFTAs. She’s not only up for Female Performer, but also Best Anal Scene and Best Series, not to mention a stake in at least 3 other categories. Check out her porn star page [here].

Can Daisy Rock follow up her recent UKAP-Best-Performer win with a victory at The SHAFTAs? Only you can decide. Check out her porn star page [here] to help make your mind up.

Just look at Michelle Moist for god’s sake. Oh and look at her some more [here] at her porn star page. Exactly.

Last year’s Female Performer winner Syren Sexton could well scoop it again this year. Sexy, friendly and a firm favourite with fans and industry alike, make sure you make your mind up after checking these sexy-hot-snapettes of her at her porn star page [here].

Tanya Tate took home two awards last year- MILF Of The Year and Best Sex Scene. Can she add a third golden cock to her collection? The decision is in your hands. Check out her smoking porn star page [here].

Vote for your favourite girl in The SHAFTAs [here] and make one of these hotties a very happy lady indeed.

***Images courtesy of Television X***

So my big super-awesome news this week is that Tanya Tate’s Sex Tour Of Ireland has been nominated for an Xbiz Award. And if that weren’t brilliant enough, it’s for the motherfucking MARKETING CAMPAIGN OF THE YEAR!!! Who helped market this? Oh yes, kids, that’s right, I DID!!! Ha, sorry, just so super-chuffed. I’m pretty much on cloud-nine over this. Me and my boss Claire (click [here] for humour TVX christmas party drunken pic) would *love* to have an Xbiz Award on our desk
Our co-nominee, Tanya’s amazing publicist Monstar PR, has been quoted all over town saying “they have been brilliant in this marketing campaign. The team they have in London, has been nothing short of extraordinary.” YAY thanks my lovely! Honestly, why every porn chick in LA isn’t fighting each other in a battle to the death to be one of his clients, I don’t know!
Please please, check out what all the fuss is about by first watching Tanya Tate’s Sex Tour [here], checking out the Xbiz article about the nomination [here] and then swing by Monstar’s site The Star Factory [here].

***Image of Tanya Tate courtesy of Television X***

So tonight I’m off out with the stunning Megan Coxxx (and the absolutely hilarious Stacey Lacey) and I’m pretty excited to go out drinking with her again after perving on the pics of her from our brand new series Leather Freaks. She’s dressed like a kinky schoolgirl in a lush leather skirt and she has some weird leather teddy bear. Actually the whole series is so WTF I thought I *had* to share it with you. I’ve done a little image gallery for you with one glamour still and one hardcore still from each scene so please don’t look if you don’t like porn or are easily freaked out by weird shit. Cos it’s really fucking weird. Sexy but totally nuts. So, in answer to the questions I know you’re going to have: “yes that is a real light and it’s not photoshopped” and “I think the reason that pocket watch is there is because he’s meant to be a thief.” Now go!

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Cast list includes Angell Summers, Aletta Ocean, Paige Turnah and Rebecca More so make sure you keep your eyes peeled for the hardcore episodes coming to www.televisionx.com from next week onwards!

***All images courtesy of Television X***

Wow. I am a very lucky girl indeed. And the reason for that is I managed to blag an invite to Liselle Bailey’s New Year’s Eve party. It was a party crossed with an orgy crossed with a porn shoot. It may disappoint you to learn I was the most well-behaved guest but that’s not saying much haha! Seriously, everyone, be they porn star or not, was just getting it on all around me! In the final scene you can see bits of me sat on a sofa with people just getting it on right next to me! I’ve been to quite a few porn shoots but never quite so close to the action! Gorgeous Mai Bailey was there, as was Mark Sloan and my long-time crush Shay Hendrix and Liselle’s holiday fling Mark. I also got to hang out with the awesome Sarah Berry from Foreplay Magazine and the amazing Loz Lorrimar.

Anyway, I was a teeny tiny little bit naughty and got molested by Mai (she attacked my tights with her teeth) and had a cheeky snog with Miss Hendrix which got captured on film!! But, yeh, check it out this awesome vid from the party!

To watch all of Liselle’s series This Porn Life for Television X then clicky click [here]

***Video courtesy of Liselle Bailey and Television X***

***Image of Shay Hendrix taken by me on a Lomo Fisheye at the shoot***

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Big thanks to all the girls who worked on the stand, especially Angel Long and Syren Sexton who did a gruelling 3 days straight without ever letting that smile slip from their faces, Megan Coxxx and Stacey Lacey who worked their socks off without being in a single DVD we had for sale and honourable mentions to Tanya Tate who came straight to Olympia the moment she got off the plane from LA! Also huge thanks go to Demetri for being amazing all day Saturday and hilarious all day Sunday and Pascal who spent an inordinate amount of time getting all the girls hot under the collar despite working on another stand entirely. And same goes for Crystal Pink, also on another stand entirely who spent loads of time hanging out and hobbling about after 3 days in stripper heels. Cheers to everyone who popped by and said hello; you guys all helped to make this year extra special. Big BIG love. xx

***Images courtesy of Television X***

So AVN Noms came out this week and I was pleasantly surprised to see a few of my favourite names crop up. Yay them! First and foremost is the awesome Tanya Tate who’s up for MILF/Cougar Of The Year. She won MILF Of The Year at The SHAFTAs earlier this year so obvs they are just copying us. Either that or Tanya is Global MILF Overlord actually is Worldwide MILF Of The Year! She just helped us to release her  film Tanya Tate’s Sex Tour Of Ireland on DVD at Erotica (more on Erotica fun-times to come soon!) and was amazing with her fans, chatting away and all of them walked away happy (except perhaps my flatmate who left with a DVD signed “enjoy watching hard Irish cock”. He did say he wanted a signed copy of the first ever Irish porno, I just don’t think he expected it to come across quite so gay! Hehehehe). Anyways, check out all of Tanya’s super-hot scenes for Television X right [here].

Keni Styles is up for Male Performer Of The Year and although he now lives over in LA we still love all the *hard* work he put in for Television X back in the day. So Keni, we salute you and, erm, your flag-pole! Heh, I love innuendos. Anyway, have a quick looksee at Keni’s back catalogue for us [here].

Mega-boobed Kerry Louise is up for Foreign Female Performer Of The Year and after when you combine her work here with her work in the States that is an awful lot of porno! As her pornstar profile page states “With a mouth that easily rivals the filthiest girl you can think of, this dirty slut always wants to be fucked harder and faster and nastier.” it’s easy to see why AVN are acknowledging her utter filthiness. She’s just been in Road Warriors for us and is soon to be seen in Fantasies of Rubber. Check out the rest of her Television X scenes [here].

And finally, my pal Demetri XXX is up for Foreign Male Performer Of The Year. Another who won a similar sounding award at The SHAFTAs…. AVN, I see a pattern forming, hmmm. Nah I jest, Demetri deffo deserves this. He is The Dude and the such of much of our Erotica-based-hilarity…. “Vodka?” Check out all of Demetri’s scenes including his own series ‘Rank Skanks’ (pictured above) on the Television X site [here].

To see all the AVN Nominations checkit [here] and to see all the SHAFTA winners clicky [here].

***Images courtesy of Television X***