So if you follow my Twitter you’ll know that last week I was sent off to Soho with a huge bag full of topless photos and sharpies. I went to meet the stunning (and awesome) Syren Sexton at the Private Store on Brewer Street.
(En route there I spotted a new cupcake store actually on Brewer Street but it totally looked like a sex shop from the outside. Anyone know more info on this???)
She was signing sexy glossy pictures for fans and promoting Television X DVDs in store. Speaking of Television X DVDs…. see what I did there ……. Check out this little video clip for our new TV package which, quite frankly is amazing. If I had Sky and didn’t have access to this stuff on tap I’d totally go for it y’know. But alas, I’m a bit pikey and poor. Aw man, I do miss having Sky. I just used to watch MTV2 and E! Entertainment *all* the time….

***Pictures courtesy of moi, video courtesy of Television X***

So I’m going to start taking my lomo cameras out with me a lot more, including (if I can) to work shoots as well. I took my Cosmic to the Television X 15th birthday shoot that I blogged about [here] and [here] and thought you might like to see some of the results. I’ve added a few snaps by our photographer Sean Michael in as well so you can see the Lomo snaps Vs the professional snaps. Hopes you like. x

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You can see more of my Lomography on my Lomo profile [here]

***Some images courtesy of TelevisionX.com***

As what always happens with these things I’ve been epically busy organising work stuff and then dealing with the aftermath (press and whatnot) to the extent that I’ve been way too busy to blog. The Television X party at Cafe De Paris was, as you’d imagine a debauched affair and you can read interesting and differing accounts [here] and [here]. Oh and this happened as well- click [here] for a VERY nsfw pic. A ton of peeps got their picture taken with Billie from Eastenders like [this]. I, on the other hand, worked on the door and then got attacked by a branding board. Yay. Actually, I jest, it was ace fun but pretty stressful helping organising it. This [here] is my favourite picture of the night though as you can see me trying to not laugh as I explain to the Cafe De Paris staff *exactly* what Daisy and Kerry are doing on stage.

Check out my little gallery of pics of stuff what I missed cos I was too busy (make sure you click the second page of the gallery innit)…

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***Pictures courtesy of televisionx.com and Paul Smith from ETO Magazine***

How sexy is Liselle?! She the non-nakey one in the photo above. She used to be a teacher and then quit all that for a life of smut. She’s not a porn star, she’s actually a director, which means that she gets to put all her filthy fantasies to celluloid (or, er, high-end digital) and then film it actually happening! She’s a little bit of a reprobate herself though as sometimes she gets in on the action. Nowt nakey but a little kiss here, a little fondle there. She’s one of the few directors [read: female] that can get away with that sort of naughtiness because on most others it would look pretty seedy. On her it just looks dirty and sexy. Which, I’m sure you’d agree is a massive win.
Her new series for us, This Porn Life, is her filming her porn star mates fucking. And boy are her porn stars mates HOTTIES. Everyone from Lolly Badcock to Daisy Rock to Sasha Rose and even my super-secret crush Shay Hendrix.

Anyway’s the hardcore version of This Porn Life has just started being uploaded to the Television X website so go check it out now.

***TVX Official Blog on Liselle Bailey’s brand new series***

***Fleshbot article on Liselle***

Yesterday I was lucky enough to be assisting on a photoshoot with 14 pornstars! It was for Television X‘s 15′th birthday and it was to highlight the best faces on TVX since 1995. We had anyone who’s been anyone in porno. And we got them in their pants, traipsed down Curtain Rd and got them on the Arthur & Albert rooftop in Shoreditch where every office block in the vacinity was full of bloke who quite simply couldn’t believe their luck. Well would you believe your own eyes if you could see Cathy Barry mooning you from the top pf the building opposite your desk or Charmaine Sinclair stood with her shouting “Yeh…. 10 minutes okay? Call me and then we’ll go for a drink!” and miming the international hand signals for 10, call me and drink.
The above picture was sent to me on Twitter via a friend of one of those men.

I’ve done a little image gallery of pics from the day, some of which are mine but some are taken from the twitter due to the fact we had so many twitter addicts in the building! Here’s a few of them you can follow…
Follow Kerry Louise
Follow Lara Latex
Follow Angel Long
Follow Daisy Rock
Follow Crystal Pink
Follow Charmaine Sinclair
Follow Syren Sexton

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Well, if you are social media agency Lean Mean Fighting Machine, probably quite a lot right now. In the biggest Social Media FAIL I have ever seen, this agency got a 14 year old girl to make a absolutely disgusting statement on Facebook which lead to her googling scat porn. It beggars belief.
Coco-cola comissioned this agency for a social media campaign for their Dr Pepper brand which ran along the lines of people allowing the agency to post embarrassing statements on their Facebook for a competition. According to The Guardian [link here], most of the statements ran along the lines of “Is it wrong to pee in the shower?” and other such faff that a 14 year old might find social suicide.
Sadly, for Coca-cola, a rather disturbed update slipped through the net….. “I watched 2 girls one cup and felt hungry afterwards.” Woah there nelly, did no-one and I mean NO-ONE stop to check these little statuses going out? Well, clearly not. I mean yeh, everyone’s sat down and watched it for… to use my colleague’s phrase… “shits and giggles”, y’know, otherwise the whole of YouTube wouldn’t be fucking flooded with lame-ass ‘reaction videos’ (*yawn*). I mean, besides the update being gross, you can’t fuck about with kids like that y’know.

I actually find the update grosser than watching 2 Girls 1 Cup. You may or may not know that 2 Girls 1 Cup is actually a trailer for a Brazilian scat-porn film called ‘Hungry Bitches’. The producer claims it’s not poo but chocolate but hey he still got sent down. [you can read about it all on wikipedia here] Anyhow, my point is, I have a feeling that Hungry Bitches has more in common with a really shit horror film that it does with any porno. Y’know, when you watch a really great horror film and it scares the bejesus out of you because there’s no crappy effects spoiling it? Films like The (original) Haunting are amazing because it’s all down on sound effects and the horror is only in your mind. Then in the godawful remake they put in loads of shit special effects and ruined in. Oh and they put in Cathering Zeta-Jones. That ruined it too.

I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup and didn’t hide my face behind my hands. I didn’t squeal or any of that girly rubbish. It just didn’t do anything for me…. in the same way as shit horror films do nothing for me you big bunch of perverts, jeeez! I’m just saying I find the thought of girls eating shit and vomiting it into each others mouths much more horrific than watching a representation of it. Same as I find the thought of someone feeling hungry afterwards pretty gross too. Imagination is a powerfull tool. x

[link to the original AVN article I first read]

So I kinda figured that lately you guys must be a bit like, why the fuck does she keep harping on about geeky stuff, so I’ve rolled out some proper filth for you which should appease your inner pervert. The Pervacious Mind Of Angel Long has just been released on DVD and my word is it one of the most extreme pieces of pornography I’ve seen in the UK. Angel Long, gawd bless her, is a filthbag.
As some of you know I quite often write for Strictly Broadband so I’ve reprinted my review of Pervacious Mind here (I’m sure they won’t mind as it’s been up since April)….

“Everyone knows that Angel Long is utter filth, but we didn’t know exactly what torrid and debauched fantasies lay festering in the dark recesses of her mind until now. The second series that PureXXX Films has turned out for Television X, gives us a slight glimpse of what nasty thoughts this gorgeous babe is harbouring and the quality goes to show why they won the best director SHAFTA. Extreme and intense; The Pervacious Mind Of Angel Long rivals the full-blunt-force normally reserved for American productions.

The premise of the series is entirely believable as Angel is pictured not in sexy lingerie but a straight-jacket, as she explains to Laws that the rozzers have cottoned on to her perverted ways and locked her up for it. Not many people get persecuted for being pervacious but Angel manages it, for reasons you’ll fully understand upon watching her latest flick.

Each scene opens with Angel twitching in her straight-jacket, telling her therapist about a particular naughty moment from her past, which invariably dissolves into a heady, cum-drenched flash-back. Whilst each scenario might not be much out of the norm for a pro porn star, it is the ferocity of the performances and visceral feel to each scene that makes it shocking.

With all the hair-pulling, spitting and downright brutal fucking that goes on in The Pervacious Mind Of Angel Long, it feels a bit redundant to say that this girl likes it rough. It wouldn’t be right to dismiss this as simply an extreme smut film, as it’s orgiastically hot too. Even for those who like their sex a little more sedate, there is no denying that what our girl has laid to film is seriously horn-inducing for guys and girls alike.

The star of the film is clearly Miss Long but both Keisha Kane, Kerry Louise and India put in smoking hot appearances as nasty girls gagging for some hard cock. It’s difficult to watch this film without stirring significantly to the beautiful girls getting up to a lot of sexual mischief.

Quite often extreme pornography comes under fire for showing girls being dominated, with many of it’s opponents believing that the women are objectified and exploited. The Pervacious Mind Of Angel Long turns all of this on its head, not only because Pure XXX is a porno company run exclusively by women but also by showing our heroine in turns dominant and submissive; essentially adapting to the needs of the situation. At no point do you ever feel like Angel is not fully in control of the situation and that even when she’s locked up in a cage purely for Pascal’s pleasure, she’s right where she wants to be.”

To check out my other reviews click [here]. To watch Pervacious Mind over at Strictly click [here] but hey you can always buy it on DVD at all good smut stores.

Big love. x