Star Trek Club

A few years ago my friend and I made a really rubbish joint New Years resolution. We decided to watch the entireity of X-Files in the space of a year. I say rubbish because we managed a grand total of about four episodes before we just lost interest. Also, in London, it’s really hard to [...]

Andy San Dimas ETA 10 days

I mentioned a little while back that the beautiful Ms San Dimas would be appearing in Layla Jade Does Hollywood. Well that very series starts airing on Television X (Sky 903) this Saturday! The first episode stars Layla, Poppy Morgan and Jack Vegas so you’ll have to wait until next week to catch Andy. It’s [...]

I heart Adam & Joe

I was really stressed out yesterday and tried watching some films with my flatmates. Sadly they were foreign language films and, I don’t know, I think my DVD player’s gone zenophobic or something as it wouldn’t let us turn on the subtitles. Not speaking Japanese or Catonese we decided to sack it off. One of [...]

Behind the scenes at Television X

A little while ago I had the privlege of being allowed on set for one of Television X’s brand new shows, Tabloid Tales: Being Whoredon. Starring Kerry Louise it charts the rise of fame of a certain glamour model/reality tv star/ ‘author’/single mum who we shall call Cutie Nice in true porno-spoof-style.
It was a lot [...]

How To Organise A Gang Bang Part 1

***All links NSFW as per usual***
I know I’ve mentioned this before but I haven’t blogged in ages (more on the reasons behind that soon!) so I thought you might enjoy a little recap on what I’ve been up to at work. One of my tasks at the moment is helping to organise the UK’s biggest [...]

Very Rich Man

NB All links followed by an asterisk are NSFW
This week has been porno-week on the BBC with not one but two documentaries about the smut industry. Certainly the more light-hearted one was BBC4’s Rich Man Poor Man: Ben Dover Straightens Up. The film followed Lindsay Honey trying to leave behind his porno-alter-ego Ben Dover and [...]

Life On Mars gets the porn-treatment

BBC porn. It’s not often you expect to hear those two words in a sentence together, is it? Well, unless it’s some depressing documentary on BBC2 that sets out to uncover that ever pornstar who ever lived was coerced into the industry. But no, director Amory Peart has gone and made a porno version of [...]

(won’t) be seeing you

In a week that seems too full of people Fucking With Shit That Shouldn’t Be Fucked With (Miles Fisher, I’m looking at YOU!), a steaming pile of shit lands in my Facebook inbox. The Prisoner is one of the best TV shows there ever was, and now some cunt’s gone and remade it into a [...]

Fat Handed Twat

My Australian friend just started getting into ’90s British comedy like Brass Eye and Jam, so I suggested he seek out Big Train, as it was one of my faves from the era. Within a day, and thanks to the magic of New Facebook, he was lent a copy!
Rewatching it reminded me of my favourite [...]

Last night’s TV: The Sex Education Show Vs Pornography

Porn ain’t for kids. That’s a fact everyone can agree on. There is no one that will disagree with that simple fact. It’s the basic point that the Sex Education Show was trying to make. However, including the word “versus” in your title is making your stance clear from the beginning. Perky presenter Anna Richardson [...]