There’s a fish-eye in my percolator

Recently at the BAC (Battersea Arts Centre) they showed the entireity of Twin Peaks back to back. Now, I’m covering it for a magazine so I won’t go into it fully other than to say I was really rather unfortunately hit with godawful flu that weekend and it was full-on-intense anyway, like melt-your-guts-with-bottomless-coffee-whilst-staying-awake-for-days kinda intense [...]

FIT Vintage porn

I’m not sure if I like vintage porn because I like vintage porn or whether I just like it because I sit there and go Ooooh, I want those socks! Or Check out how awesome her white lace gloves are! Vintage porn has it all for me: fit girls and fit outfits. The *only* bad [...]

Electric Blue

BEST. THEME. TUNE. EVER. I found out about Electric Blue a little while ago from someone at work who told me that I would *love* it. They weren’t bloody well wrong. I absolutely fucking love it. I’m totally crushing on the blonde in the red glasses as well. Also, I totally love all the clothes [...]

Star Trek Club

A few years ago my friend and I made a really rubbish joint New Years resolution. We decided to watch the entireity of X-Files in the space of a year. I say rubbish because we managed a grand total of about four episodes before we just lost interest. Also, in London, it’s really hard to [...]

Andy San Dimas ETA 10 days

I mentioned a little while back that the beautiful Ms San Dimas would be appearing in Layla Jade Does Hollywood. Well that very series starts airing on Television X (Sky 903) this Saturday! The first episode stars Layla, Poppy Morgan and Jack Vegas so you’ll have to wait until next week to catch Andy. It’s [...]

I heart Adam & Joe

I was really stressed out yesterday and tried watching some films with my flatmates. Sadly they were foreign language films and, I don’t know, I think my DVD player’s gone zenophobic or something as it wouldn’t let us turn on the subtitles. Not speaking Japanese or Catonese we decided to sack it off. One of [...]

Behind the scenes at Television X

A little while ago I had the privlege of being allowed on set for one of Television X’s brand new shows, Tabloid Tales: Being Whoredon. Starring Kerry Louise it charts the rise of fame of a certain glamour model/reality tv star/ ‘author’/single mum who we shall call Cutie Nice in true porno-spoof-style. It was a [...]

How To Organise A Gang Bang Part 1

***All links NSFW as per usual*** I know I’ve mentioned this before but I haven’t blogged in ages (more on the reasons behind that soon!) so I thought you might enjoy a little recap on what I’ve been up to at work. One of my tasks at the moment is helping to organise the UK’s [...]

Very Rich Man

NB All links followed by an asterisk are NSFW This week has been porno-week on the BBC with not one but two documentaries about the smut industry. Certainly the more light-hearted one was BBC4′s Rich Man Poor Man: Ben Dover Straightens Up. The film followed Lindsay Honey trying to leave behind his porno-alter-ego Ben Dover [...]

Life On Mars gets the porn-treatment

BBC porn. It’s not often you expect to hear those two words in a sentence together, is it? Well, unless it’s some depressing documentary on BBC2 that sets out to uncover that ever pornstar who ever lived was coerced into the industry. But no, director Amory Peart has gone and made a porno version of [...]