SHAFTA 2011: Female Performer Of The Year vid

Vote in the 2011 SHAFTAs [here] ***Video courtesy of Television X***

2011 SHAFTAs are here!

Yep that’s right, it’s time for my phone to not stop ringing and my head to explode from stress….. Iiiiiiiiiit’s SHAFTA Time!!!! This year promises to be even bigger and better, on a scale of utter jokes you didn’t think possible. And by that  I don’t mean it’s a joking matter; it’s deadly fucking serious. [...]

And who had the best stand at Erotica this year?

Oh yes, that’s right, Television X did! I’d love to tell you all about all the mischief got up to but, as they say, a picture tells a thousand words and I think this photo-blog does it more justice than I ever could… Big thanks to all the girls who worked on the stand, especially [...]

Television X up for awards

So the good news is that Television X and Red Hot have been nominated for Venus awards. The Venus Expo in Berlin is pretty much a huge deal in Europe so it’s TOTALLY AMAZE to be nominated. I’d love to go one year, I bet it would be mega and I bet the after-parties are [...]

Porn + Lomo = WIN

So I’m going to start taking my lomo cameras out with me a lot more, including (if I can) to work shoots as well. I took my Cosmic to the Television X 15th birthday shoot that I blogged about [here] and [here] and thought you might like to see some of the results. I’ve added [...]

Happy (belated) 15th Birthday Television X!

As what always happens with these things I’ve been epically busy organising work stuff and then dealing with the aftermath (press and whatnot) to the extent that I’ve been way too busy to blog. The Television X party at Cafe De Paris was, as you’d imagine a debauched affair and you can read interesting and [...]

The things you see on Curtain Road

Yesterday I was lucky enough to be assisting on a photoshoot with 14 pornstars! It was for Television X‘s 15′th birthday and it was to highlight the best faces on TVX since 1995. We had anyone who’s been anyone in porno. And we got them in their pants, traipsed down Curtain Rd and got them [...]

Frustrated Housewives

Everyone knows I have a soft spot for parody porn (mostly cos it bothers with storylines and amazing costumes) and this new offering from PureXXX Films looks set to be a winner. Pitched as a Desperate Housewives spoof, set in the ’50s and with Angel & Laws at the script-writing-helm, you know it’s going to [...]

I wish “pervacious” was a real word

So I kinda figured that lately you guys must be a bit like, why the fuck does she keep harping on about geeky stuff, so I’ve rolled out some proper filth for you which should appease your inner pervert. The Pervacious Mind Of Angel Long has just been released on DVD and my word is [...]

SHAFTA Acceptance Speeches

So you’ve seen all the photos from the SHAFTA ceremony, now watch all the video clips YAAAAAY! Hehe, actually they are pretty funny and worth a watch so without further ado, may I present the anal-loving filthbag that is Ms Angel Long! Syren Sexton’s *first* acceptance speech… And her second… Ric Porter from Portway Films [...]