SHAFTA 2011 Best Online Scene

So, the nominees for Best Online Scene were picked based on what had LOADS of views and y’know, you can kinda see why…. Ben Dover’s Loose Women: Oh lordy, I mean how sexy is Tiffany Doll?! Plus, Ben Dover is a bloody ledge isn’t he. Watch the series [here]. Fantasies Of Rubber: Having met Paige [...]

Everything you never realised you wanted to know about Kerry Louise

***All links NSFW*** Hi Kerry, Welcome to  Petting Party. We know you like it rough so please consider this a no-holds barred interview. Feel free to be as potty-mouthed as you like! We first saw you in The All New Ben Dover Show alongside Ben, Pascal and Jasmine. Fucking hell, that scene is intense! You [...]

Sexy Feet

At the Ben Dover Porn Disco, my photographer pal Adam Robertson was meant to be taking photos of naked pornstars cavorting in the hot tub, and generally getting their baps out. Instead, we got a lot of pictures of pornstar feet. So it’s now become an in-joke that any pornstar party we attend we have [...]

Sunday Sport Birthday Bash

I feel like death. And I’m preeeeeety sure I was still drunk this morning. So, last night I met up with the fabulous Miss Katie K and the gorgeous teen starlet Satine Spark and we hit Soho big-time. We started out in The Diner where we all promptly got ID’ed. Seriously, getting ID’ed when you’re [...]

Very Rich Man

NB All links followed by an asterisk are NSFW This week has been porno-week on the BBC with not one but two documentaries about the smut industry. Certainly the more light-hearted one was BBC4′s Rich Man Poor Man: Ben Dover Straightens Up. The film followed Lindsay Honey trying to leave behind his porno-alter-ego Ben Dover [...]

last week’s porn disco

So last week I met up with Katie K, Satine Spark and Holly D for Ben Dover’s Hot Tub Porn Disco. We decided to meet up beforehand and go for food and all go together so we went to this adorable Swedish restaurant on Brick Lane called Fika. They do reindeer sausages there- which are [...]

Mega-cool, super-busy

Arghhhh, once more life has taken over and I’ve been too busy to blog. Soon though, you shall all hear about the police showing up at the Ben Dover Hot Tub Porn Disco and other fun-times stories. For now though, I shall leave you with this candid image of what sort of things I get [...]

Last chance to win tickets!

(all links are NSFW) Okay, so this blog might be a wee excuse to post this picture of Syren Sexton looking waaaay hot, but I’d also like to let you know that you have until the end of the 15th July to enter the awesome competition over at Television X. As I mentioned in a [...]

Pornstar Party

Television X are offering one lucky winner the chance to party with Ben Dover and all his hot naked pornstar chums! It’s super-simple as all you have to do is answer an easy question about Geordie fittie Syren Sexton. The party is in Aldgate in central London on the 17th July so you have to [...]

Ben Dover Live

Even way before I developed scary porn encyclopedia knowledge, I knew of Ben Dover. His was, and probably still is, a name bandied around teens that have been rooting through papa’s closet. Next Thursday he’s performing a live stand-up show chronicling his prolific porno career in advance of his appearance at the Edinburgh Festival, and [...]