Behind The Scenes with Holly D

This week I had the extreme pleasure of hanging out with the sexy Holly D and one of my fave girlies Sasha Rose on the set of our upcoming show Fang Bang by Swank Video. It’s a parody of Tru Blood set in London Fields. I am not even joking. How fucking brill is that? [...]

Club Rub Fun Times

So, I’m sure you’ve all been waiting to hear about my adventures at the pirate themed Club Rub last week. It was absolutely brilliant. Kim, the beautiful lady who runs the night has created a party of astounding atmosphere! I arrived, shall we say, rather more than tipsy, but certainly in good spirits! Actually spirits [...]

Club Rub

Regular readers will know that I’m pretty sure I live the definition of a “lust for life” as I just relish new experiences and adventures. Which is why I’m positively delighted to tell you I will be attending my first ever Club Rub next weekend. For those not in the know, Club Rub is a [...]

Sexy Feet

At the Ben Dover Porn Disco, my photographer pal Adam Robertson was meant to be taking photos of naked pornstars cavorting in the hot tub, and generally getting their baps out. Instead, we got a lot of pictures of pornstar feet. So it’s now become an in-joke that any pornstar party we attend we have [...]

Sunday Sport Birthday Bash

I feel like death. And I’m preeeeeety sure I was still drunk this morning. So, last night I met up with the fabulous Miss Katie K and the gorgeous teen starlet Satine Spark and we hit Soho big-time. We started out in The Diner where we all promptly got ID’ed. Seriously, getting ID’ed when you’re [...]

last week’s porn disco

So last week I met up with Katie K, Satine Spark and Holly D for Ben Dover’s Hot Tub Porn Disco. We decided to meet up beforehand and go for food and all go together so we went to this adorable Swedish restaurant on Brick Lane called Fika. They do reindeer sausages there- which are [...]

SFW: Newspaper monsters in action!

So I received a funny thing in my inbox today… A clip of the newspaper porno monsters that I wrote about yesterday! Yay! Luckily my friend Tvxmole uploaded it to YouTube. Don’t worry, it’s totally SFW (safe-for-work) so play away Check out Georgina Baillie (of Russell Brand shagging fame) taking naughty photos of Holly D [...]

Newspaper Porno Monsters

I’m writing this blog on my bus route home. The lovely D3. It takes absolutely fucking forever but it’s rather handy when I’ve bought one too many bottles of vintage Westons at Asda and I need a shortest walk possible from bus stop to front door. So, with my journey as lengthy as it can [...]