Best New Starlet

I’m always keeping my eyes peeled for new hotties on the UK porn scene and last year oh boy were there some major crushables. 2009 was such a year for girls to drool over I can only have high hopes for 2010! Luckily all my favourite new girls are also nominated for Best New Starlet [...]

Everything you never realised you wanted to know about Kerry Louise

***All links NSFW*** Hi Kerry, Welcome to  Petting Party. We know you like it rough so please consider this a no-holds barred interview. Feel free to be as potty-mouthed as you like! We first saw you in The All New Ben Dover Show alongside Ben, Pascal and Jasmine. Fucking hell, that scene is intense! You [...]

Interview With A Porn Producer

I found this rather interesting interview on the TVXMole blog yesterday. It’s with porn producer KaizenXXX who did JoyBox (the Mr Benn porno) about one of his recent films Screwed. I mentioned it back in August in this blog post and my interest in him is renewed with his upcoming Superhero porno film Power Girls. [...]

Behind the scenes at Television X

A little while ago I had the privlege of being allowed on set for one of Television X’s brand new shows, Tabloid Tales: Being Whoredon. Starring Kerry Louise it charts the rise of fame of a certain glamour model/reality tv star/ ‘author’/single mum who we shall call Cutie Nice in true porno-spoof-style. It was a [...]

Good lord

Right, I want to be clear for the outset: this is a post for girls and gays. This post is NOT SAFE for straight men. I write so much about fit girlies getting their baps out, I thought it was time to address the rest of my audience (I do have other readers, right??). The [...]

The Picture of Vigo The Carpathian

Thanks to a friend at the super-awesome Filmstar Magazine I was able to attend a preview screening of the new horror-flick Dorian Gray. I’m not a massive fan of horror flicks to be honest; they have to be really really good for me to enjoy them. And Dorian Gray fell into the exact same trap [...]

QOTD: She’ll cum like a bus

Today’s Quote Of The Day comes from brand new horror-porno ‘Screwed’. It’s basically a piss-take of those modern horror films like Hostel and Saw. Each episode features the central character (in this case, Mark Sloan) visiting a hotel they’ve found in the ‘Rough Sex Guide’. Obviously they’ve heard all about all the debauchery that goes [...]

Porn Parodies

Porn parodies have been regaining popularity in the U.S. for quite a while and that craze is now sweeping the U.K. Here are my top 5 of late… 5. Not The Cosby’s XXX comes from Hustler/X-Play line of successful porn-comedy-parodies. They’ve done loads, like Not The Brady Bunch XXX and Not Three’s Company XXX but [...]

Porn+Scuba=WIN!

(All links in this post are NSFW) I’m always on the look-out for interesting new pornos and this new show, the aptly named Wet Sex*, should definitely raise a few eyebrows in the ingenuity stakes. It features Elle Brook as a horny scuba diver instructor who takes hot young girlies (including Syren Sexton, Keisha Kane, [...]

Pornstars what blog

Isn’t it awesome when pornstars take an active lead in promoting their own web presence? Girls who have Twitters and blogs are able to reach out to fans in such a intimate way that webcamming and telephony shows can’t quite reach. Not that I’m dissing either of those two, but they are services provided for [...]