Happy (belated) 15th Birthday Television X!

As what always happens with these things I’ve been epically busy organising work stuff and then dealing with the aftermath (press and whatnot) to the extent that I’ve been way too busy to blog. The Television X party at Cafe De Paris was, as you’d imagine a debauched affair and you can read interesting and [...]

Who won at The SHAFTAs?

Well, it’s finally all over. All the winners have been announced yay! Congrats to those who won, double-congrats to those who picked up more than one gong and also congrats to all the nominees because lets face it, their names weren’t just pulled out of a hat y’know. We picked them because they’re real good [...]

Best New Starlet

I’m always keeping my eyes peeled for new hotties on the UK porn scene and last year oh boy were there some major crushables. 2009 was such a year for girls to drool over I can only have high hopes for 2010! Luckily all my favourite new girls are also nominated for Best New Starlet [...]

Satine Spark Vs Adam Robertson

My good pal Satine Spark had a shoot today with shit-hot photographer (and also good pal) Adam Robertson. Although I wasn’t there, I was privy to some rather explicit picture messages that I thought I’d share! Satine has also put a few up on her Twitpic account ‘cos she’s that nice. Also, I hear on [...]

Sexy Feet

At the Ben Dover Porn Disco, my photographer pal Adam Robertson was meant to be taking photos of naked pornstars cavorting in the hot tub, and generally getting their baps out. Instead, we got a lot of pictures of pornstar feet. So it’s now become an in-joke that any pornstar party we attend we have [...]

Sunday Sport Birthday Bash

I feel like death. And I’m preeeeeety sure I was still drunk this morning. So, last night I met up with the fabulous Miss Katie K and the gorgeous teen starlet Satine Spark and we hit Soho big-time. We started out in The Diner where we all promptly got ID’ed. Seriously, getting ID’ed when you’re [...]

Everything you never realised you wanted to know about Satine Spark

Hi Satine, let’s start things as we mean to go on! Please tell us a secret about yourself that no-one would guess! Ok, I am secretly OCD with lists! I have lists of everything and I even order all of my books/dvds in alphabetical order! It drives my friends crazy! Most pornstars will say that [...]

Porn Parodies

Porn parodies have been regaining popularity in the U.S. for quite a while and that craze is now sweeping the U.K. Here are my top 5 of late… 5. Not The Cosby’s XXX comes from Hustler/X-Play line of successful porn-comedy-parodies. They’ve done loads, like Not The Brady Bunch XXX and Not Three’s Company XXX but [...]

last week’s porn disco

So last week I met up with Katie K, Satine Spark and Holly D for Ben Dover’s Hot Tub Porn Disco. We decided to meet up beforehand and go for food and all go together so we went to this adorable Swedish restaurant on Brick Lane called Fika. They do reindeer sausages there- which are [...]

Pornstars what blog

Isn’t it awesome when pornstars take an active lead in promoting their own web presence? Girls who have Twitters and blogs are able to reach out to fans in such a intimate way that webcamming and telephony shows can’t quite reach. Not that I’m dissing either of those two, but they are services provided for [...]