SHAFTA 2011 Best Online Scene

So, the nominees for Best Online Scene were picked based on what had LOADS of views and y’know, you can kinda see why…. Ben Dover’s Loose Women: Oh lordy, I mean how sexy is Tiffany Doll?! Plus, Ben Dover is a bloody ledge isn’t he. Watch the series [here]. Fantasies Of Rubber: Having met Paige [...]

SHAFTA Starlets 2011

Ahhh the SHAFTA Best New Starlet nominees…. so young, so fresh, so innocent…… Or not as the case may be with this perverted bunch. These girls are all proper gems and I genuinely adore them all so I really would struggle to pick who to vote for. However, I’m going to try to help you [...]

SHAFTA 2011: Female Performer Of The Year vid

Vote in the 2011 SHAFTAs [here] ***Video courtesy of Television X***

2011 SHAFTAs are here!

Yep that’s right, it’s time for my phone to not stop ringing and my head to explode from stress….. Iiiiiiiiiit’s SHAFTA Time!!!! This year promises to be even bigger and better, on a scale of utter jokes you didn’t think possible. And by that  I don’t mean it’s a joking matter; it’s deadly fucking serious. [...]

Ultra Sneak Peek: Road Warriors

Okay, so this a tad early because the new series from Kaizen XXX won’t actually air on Television X until mid-Nov but I just *had* to share this vid clip with you. OMG…. Mad Max- esque porno. It’s starring newcomer Cherry Stone (pictured above with Michelle Moist)  Carmen Jay, Kerry Louise, Emma Butt and the [...]

Behind The Scenes with Holly D

This week I had the extreme pleasure of hanging out with the sexy Holly D and one of my fave girlies Sasha Rose on the set of our upcoming show Fang Bang by Swank Video. It’s a parody of Tru Blood set in London Fields. I am not even joking. How fucking brill is that? [...]

TVXcellence

So if you follow my Twitter you’ll know that last week I was sent off to Soho with a huge bag full of topless photos and sharpies. I went to meet the stunning (and awesome) Syren Sexton at the Private Store on Brewer Street. (En route there I spotted a new cupcake store actually on [...]

I wish “pervacious” was a real word

So I kinda figured that lately you guys must be a bit like, why the fuck does she keep harping on about geeky stuff, so I’ve rolled out some proper filth for you which should appease your inner pervert. The Pervacious Mind Of Angel Long has just been released on DVD and my word is [...]

Best New Starlet

I’m always keeping my eyes peeled for new hotties on the UK porn scene and last year oh boy were there some major crushables. 2009 was such a year for girls to drool over I can only have high hopes for 2010! Luckily all my favourite new girls are also nominated for Best New Starlet [...]

More reasons to fancy Andy San Dimas

Oh my. What I am about to tell you is ridiculously exciting porno gossip. Well, I’m MEGA excited but that’s due mostly to my ginormous girl-crush on Miss San Dimas. Okay, so thanks to my all-seeing-porno-eye (Twitter) I recently read that Andy had shot with “2 hot British sluts” and tracking the conversations I managed [...]