SHAFTA 2011: Female Performer Of The Year vid

Vote in the 2011 SHAFTAs [here] ***Video courtesy of Television X***

2011 SHAFTAs are here!

Yep that’s right, it’s time for my phone to not stop ringing and my head to explode from stress….. Iiiiiiiiiit’s SHAFTA Time!!!! This year promises to be even bigger and better, on a scale of utter jokes you didn’t think possible. And by that  I don’t mean it’s a joking matter; it’s deadly fucking serious. [...]

Fuck Yeh Xbiz Nom!

So my big super-awesome news this week is that Tanya Tate’s Sex Tour Of Ireland has been nominated for an Xbiz Award. And if that weren’t brilliant enough, it’s for the motherfucking MARKETING CAMPAIGN OF THE YEAR!!! Who helped market this? Oh yes, kids, that’s right, I DID!!! Ha, sorry, just so super-chuffed. I’m pretty [...]

And who had the best stand at Erotica this year?

Oh yes, that’s right, Television X did! I’d love to tell you all about all the mischief got up to but, as they say, a picture tells a thousand words and I think this photo-blog does it more justice than I ever could… Big thanks to all the girls who worked on the stand, especially [...]

AVN Nominations Congratulations!

So AVN Noms came out this week and I was pleasantly surprised to see a few of my favourite names crop up. Yay them! First and foremost is the awesome Tanya Tate who’s up for MILF/Cougar Of The Year. She won MILF Of The Year at The SHAFTAs earlier this year so obvs they are [...]

Television X up for awards

So the good news is that Television X and Red Hot have been nominated for Venus awards. The Venus Expo in Berlin is pretty much a huge deal in Europe so it’s TOTALLY AMAZE to be nominated. I’d love to go one year, I bet it would be mega and I bet the after-parties are [...]

Frustrated Housewives

Everyone knows I have a soft spot for parody porn (mostly cos it bothers with storylines and amazing costumes) and this new offering from PureXXX Films looks set to be a winner. Pitched as a Desperate Housewives spoof, set in the ’50s and with Angel & Laws at the script-writing-helm, you know it’s going to [...]

Club Rub Fun Times

So, I’m sure you’ve all been waiting to hear about my adventures at the pirate themed Club Rub last week. It was absolutely brilliant. Kim, the beautiful lady who runs the night has created a party of astounding atmosphere! I arrived, shall we say, rather more than tipsy, but certainly in good spirits! Actually spirits [...]

Club Rub

Regular readers will know that I’m pretty sure I live the definition of a “lust for life” as I just relish new experiences and adventures. Which is why I’m positively delighted to tell you I will be attending my first ever Club Rub next weekend. For those not in the know, Club Rub is a [...]

Behind The Scenes With Tanya Tate

So due to work commitments and also being a bit unwell I have been quiet as a mouse. Sorry my lovelies! I will be back on it now (ha, I always say that). My whole life last month was shafta-shafta-shafta and I still can’t talk about properly until Monday as the show announcing the winners [...]